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Florida man loses his kangaroo
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:51 pm
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Police in South Florida were shocked when a runaway kangaroo was spotted hopping through a residential neighborhood before capturing it and placing it in a police cruiser.
Authorities with the Fort Lauderdale Police Department were in outright disbelief on Thursday morning when 911 calls reported that a kangaroo was on the loose.
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Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:52 pm to redstick13
Because of course it's Florida
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:53 pm to redstick13
And that fricker is maskless! Just hopping around like he owns the joint spreading 'roo virus around all willy nilly.
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:54 pm to redstick13
I had a friend that had some in Denham Springs. One jumped onto the roof of its enclosure and then jumped over the fence.
DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.
DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:55 pm to LSUAlum2001
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DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.
Did it surrender peacefully, or did it get a few knots on its head first?
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:59 pm to redstick13
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DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.
Is there an IHOP on that road?
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:10 pm to LSUAlum2001
Where in the hell did he buy kangaroo food?
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:10 pm to redstick13
Someone check in on Carole Baskin and make sure she isn’t missing a joey
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:26 pm to geauxtigers87
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Because of course it's Florida
A baw in south BR near CCLA let his 'roo escape - they never did find it.
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:28 pm to redstick13
“Yes, I’d like to report a kangaroo in the middle of the road.”
“Is it surrounded by pink elephants, ma’am?”
“Is it surrounded by pink elephants, ma’am?”
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:40 pm to redstick13
Bruh, I've been in this house for 3 months. It's time to bounce!
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:58 pm to redstick13
Time to bring in the big guns

Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:11 pm to redstick13
Breaking news; somebody found it all the way in California...
It was reported as a giant jackrabbit.
It was reported as a giant jackrabbit.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:30 pm to kclsufan
I pet a wallaby in Florida
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:53 pm to Boo Krewe
It's a frickKKKKIIIIINGGGGGG KAANGAROOOOOOOO
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Posted on 7/16/20 at 7:09 pm to wickowick
I need to see a picture of the kangaroo in the backseat of the cruiser.
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