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Florida man loses his kangaroo

Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:51 pm
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41407 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:51 pm
quote:

Police in South Florida were shocked when a runaway kangaroo was spotted hopping through a residential neighborhood before capturing it and placing it in a police cruiser.

Authorities with the Fort Lauderdale Police Department were in outright disbelief on Thursday morning when 911 calls reported that a kangaroo was on the loose.


LINK


Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27790 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:52 pm to
Because of course it's Florida
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12648 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:52 pm to
JOEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76252 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:53 pm to
And that fricker is maskless! Just hopping around like he owns the joint spreading 'roo virus around all willy nilly.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48910 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:54 pm to
I had a friend that had some in Denham Springs. One jumped onto the roof of its enclosure and then jumped over the fence.

DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 4:55 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76252 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.

Did it surrender peacefully, or did it get a few knots on its head first?
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56855 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:57 pm to


Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45342 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

DSPD found it hopping down Eden Church Road at 1 AM and called the friend.


Is there an IHOP on that road?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41407 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:10 pm to
Where in the hell did he buy kangaroo food?
Posted by MrWalkingMan
Republic of West Florida
Member since Aug 2010
8602 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:10 pm to
Someone check in on Carole Baskin and make sure she isn’t missing a joey
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22418 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Because of course it's Florida


A baw in south BR near CCLA let his 'roo escape - they never did find it.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105262 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:28 pm to
“Yes, I’d like to report a kangaroo in the middle of the road.”

“Is it surrounded by pink elephants, ma’am?”
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24207 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:40 pm to
Bruh, I've been in this house for 3 months. It's time to bounce!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106155 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15628 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 5:58 pm to
Time to bring in the big guns

Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3964 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by kclsufan
Show Me
Member since Jun 2008
12101 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:11 pm to
Breaking news; somebody found it all the way in California...






















It was reported as a giant jackrabbit.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:30 pm to
I pet a wallaby in Florida
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46427 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:53 pm to
It's a frickKKKKIIIIINGGGGGG KAANGAROOOOOOOO

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Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6300 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 7:09 pm to
I need to see a picture of the kangaroo in the backseat of the cruiser.
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