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Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:27 pm to LSU1NSEC
True story:
My mama used to carry mace in her purse but never shot it. One day I told her she should test it out to makes sure it still works. Before I realized what was happening, she shot me right in the face! It worked: I doubled over and my eyes and skin burned for hours.
I'm glad she didn't carry a gun.
My mama used to carry mace in her purse but never shot it. One day I told her she should test it out to makes sure it still works. Before I realized what was happening, she shot me right in the face! It worked: I doubled over and my eyes and skin burned for hours.
I'm glad she didn't carry a gun.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:30 pm to dat yat
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Before I realized what was happening, she shot me right in the face!
Was this the moment you realized that your mom lied when she said she loves all of her kids equally?
This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:30 pm to LSU1NSEC
If it didn't say otherwise, I would have assumed he was shot in the face since its in Florida
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:24 pm to EA6B
Yep. Because if I have a legitimate need for a bullet proof vest, that's where I am going.
fricking Ebay
fricking Ebay
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:26 pm to LSU1NSEC
And these people are one of the states that determines who will be president
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:28 pm to LSU1NSEC
They really should change the name to bullet resistant vest
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:30 pm to fr33manator
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And these people are one of the states that determines who will be president
Their popualtion seems to be shrinking, so there is that
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:32 pm to EA6B
cant fix some folks. just ignorant
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:40 pm to LSU1NSEC
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After "wondering out loud whether it still worked,"
I guess it ran out of batteries
Posted on 9/12/16 at 2:15 pm to LSU1NSEC
Doesn't sound like he was really wanting to test it. Turns out he was right.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 2:22 pm to LSU1NSEC
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Sadly, this incident isn't the first of its kind.
Sadly, or luckily?
Posted on 9/12/16 at 2:23 pm to dat yat
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My mama used to carry mace in her purse but never shot it. One day I told her she should test it out to makes sure it still works.
My mom tested one in the kitchen one day while my dad and the dogs were around the corner in the living room. With all of the fans on, it basically got all 4 of them. Poor dogs.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 2:26 pm to Walking the Earth
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I hope the vest had a money back guarantee.
It did. Came with a really good lifetime guarantee.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 2:35 pm to LSU1NSEC
They could have dressed up a mannequin for the test, but used a dummy instead.
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