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Florida Man, hold my beer - Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:48 am
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:48 am
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In a case of the truth being stranger than fiction, Newton Police took a 24-year-old man to the emergency room May 1 after he was found attempting to have sex with a car.
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“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. ”.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
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According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue him
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He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use. Officers also observed what appeared to be a head injury previous to interaction with officers.
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:48 am to DemonKA3268
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According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue him
Was that really necessary
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:49 am to DavidTheGnome
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Was that really necessary
I'm sure the car was grateful.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:49 am to DemonKA3268
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Florida Man, hold my beer, car - while i tag team this Kansas man who tried having sex with another car
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:50 am to DemonKA3268
What kind of car was it? And what color?
...the car might of been asking for it with that paint job
...the car might of been asking for it with that paint job
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:50 am to DemonKA3268
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.35 blood alcohol level
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:52 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:53 am to DemonKA3268
Can't blame a man for fricking a tailpipe, some are kinda hot.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:54 am to dat yat
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Can't blame a man for fricking a tailpipe, some are kinda hot.
Definitely will leave mark though.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:55 am to DavidTheGnome
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According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue himquote:
Was that really necessary
Not at all. Had they just waited for him to finish, he would have calmly rolled over and gone to sleep.
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:55 am to DavidTheGnome
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Was that really necessary
Well, it wouldn't have been had he only responded.
He's was just trying to put his on spin on this:
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:57 am to DemonKA3268
I don’t see what the big deal is. He’s an AutoSexual, it’s a commonly used Gender on Facebook nowadays....
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:57 am to DemonKA3268
Was the car a Mercury Mistress?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:04 am to DemonKA3268
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He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
That's gonna burn...and not just when he pees
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:20 am to Tiger Prawn
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That's gonna burn...and not just when he pees
I bet his family is proud
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:22 am to DavidTheGnome
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Was that really necessary
Were you there? How about people from a thousand miles away with no knowledge of your work situation arm chair quarterback you?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:22 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:24 am to DemonKA3268
Attempted?
Did his plans backfire?
Did his plans backfire?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:26 am to DemonKA3268
Might have been living in Kansas, but I guarantee he was born in Florida.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:29 am to DavidTheGnome
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Was that really necessary
Shockingly yes.
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