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Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked

Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:26 am
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46712 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:26 am
Said he plays better that way

“Jordan Glen Anderson, 29, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs. He was transported to the John E. Polk Correctional Facility in Sanford on a $500 bond.

“Jordan stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level,” an officer wrote in the arrest report.


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This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:27 am
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33193 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:28 am to
Balling out with his balls out.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64348 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:29 am to
quote:

“Jordan stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level,” an officer wrote in the arrest report.



Definitely reduces wind resistance and allows for a lighter load on the knees without the weight of clothing.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15940 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:30 am to
Shirts vs Foreskins
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24068 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:32 am to
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33193 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:34 am to
Looks like there's a slim chance he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15488 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:48 am to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:49 am to
For some reason the pics arent loading for me
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:49 am to
He posts on tRant
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
25525 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:53 am to
Tough to see the basket. He must miss a lot of shots
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:54 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70433 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:58 am to
he balled so hard, they are literally going to fine him
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
580 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Looks like there's a slim chance he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.



It's booze. I have seen it many times. Usually looking in the mirror. Thankfully I never did anything that dumb, but I did penis helicopter on the corner of Jones Creek and Tiger Bend one time.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23895 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:23 pm to

That crossover dribble gets tricky.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15007 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:43 pm to
Nothing but NUT!
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42262 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:46 pm to


Got a feeling this guy needs all the help he can get to improve his game.

He was probably naked with some 10 year old New Balance's on.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:46 pm to
Nothing but nut!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76192 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

playing naked enhances his skill level


well then, by all means....play naked
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14680 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 12:52 pm to
Cuts down on hand-checking and reaching in.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33817 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 1:36 pm to
And I thought this was nasty.



Ole Jordan gonna tea bag you on a dunk.
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