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re: Florida Man Arrested for Fornicating With a Vacuum

Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87334 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

gave them the sleep, having already left the area.



Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75112 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:24 pm to
Did you see the skimpy filter on that thing? It was asking for it!
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10169 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:47 pm to
Forget the beat up Kenmore
And that old Electrolux
'Cause when you need illicit fun
Hoover really sucks
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6811 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:54 pm to
pics of vac?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20775 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

pics of vac?


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92223 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:02 pm to
I knew it! look at those come hither eyes!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33624 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

But the 51-year-old suspect gave them the sleep, having already left the area.




I think he meant the "slip"...

Unless he did the old sleeper on the cop...

This post was edited on 1/29/26 at 2:08 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55920 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:38 pm to
where were these vacuum cleaners when I was playing maid
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
9354 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13279 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:49 pm to
Future Dyson salesman. "And you won't believe what you can do with this attachment"
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3968 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:51 pm to
That’s a long fall for John Elway.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10392 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:53 pm to
Loves his eureka moments.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19961 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 3:21 pm to
I think this one happened in a hiaasen novel
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6811 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 3:23 pm to
I've seen better in the quad
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37519 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 3:26 pm to
That's just a working class sex robot

ACLU should take this case. He's being discriminated against on the basis of poverty.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22184 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

“a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner.”



My wife hates it when I call her that.
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
386 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 4:49 pm to
Private development?? Haha
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4702 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 5:41 pm to
When asked why he did this with a vacuum cleaner, the Florida man said that his Roomba just wasn't fulfilling his needs.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 5:42 pm to
Yogi
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1598 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 5:45 pm to
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