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re: Flat earth rocket man pussies out again

Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:36 am to
Posted by BooDreaux
Orlandeaux
Member since Sep 2011
3300 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:36 am to
quote:

If any vehicle ever deserved to have "ACME" painted on it, it's this rocket.




I keep waiting to see Wile E Coyote and the Roadrunner
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4243 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:40 am to
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the second phase of his mission might involve floating in a balloon up to 20,000 feet above the ground, then rocket-packing himself into space


Even though I know none of this will actually happen, I have to say that sounds pretty bad arse. Would definitely buy the pay per view.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:45 am to
quote:

quote: A BLM spokeswoman

I bet they hate that acronym now.


We don't hear a whole lot about the Bureau of Land Management in Louisiana, but they are HUGE out west. They control about a quarter of a billion acres of public land, which is ~1/8 of the U.S.'s landmass.

They're not very popular with a lot of folks out west, but who knew Black Lives Matter would be able to make their acronym even less popular.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36432 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:49 am to
I see curvature in that redbull picture
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1730 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:54 am to
Netflix needs to get to work on his documentary before it’s too late.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:35 pm to
this guy is so incredibly brave
i heard kyrie irving is backing him financially
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144681 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 12:36 pm to
Flat Earthers say they do not accept photographs as evidence of a globe Earth.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
11936 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 1:11 pm to
Looks safe.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 1:18 pm to
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What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosion


Or he can just go to a harbor and watch boats disappear on the horizon.

I cannot believe in 2017 there are clowns who still believe this crap. The earth was proven round several thousand years ago.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 3:07 pm to
I would piss and shite myself so hard the whole way down.

Whoever helps open the suit would find not a man but a swimming pool of urine and stool in the shape of a man.

frick that.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 3:23 pm to
Government shut him down AKA the CIA.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 4:05 pm to
Probably just ran out of Beeman’s.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37611 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 4:59 pm to
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What is their explanation for a ship that heads west and arrives back at the same location?


Or a ship that simply sails over the horizon. Or the shape of the moon. Or any of the thousands of other obvious giveaways.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14798 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 8:58 pm to
We got some sort of address on this dude? I’ll totally go and do an interview
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:16 pm to
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What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosion



From the extremely limited research I did on the flat earth movement (five minutes of Googling) they believe windows in planes are modified to make the Earth look round.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:44 pm to
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a ship that simply sails over the horizon. Or the shape of the moon. Or any of the thousands of other obvious giveaways.


Well of course. I was just wondering how they'd explain the one directional repetitive destination travel "phenomenon".
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9393 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:49 pm to
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Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosion

God’s way of culling the herd
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19461 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:01 pm to
It's all a stunt for publicity.
Everyone knows there's videos all over the internet of the world above 1800 feet
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63321 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

That fricking thing needs "ACME" painted on the side in big bold letters.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:28 pm to
Light the candles dumbass!
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