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Flat earth rocket man pussies out again
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:10 am
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:10 am
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By now, Mike Hughes should have already proved that the Earth was flat.
That was according to his original plan, which had been to launch himself 1,800 feet high last Saturday in his homemade scrap-metal rocket over Amboy, Calif., an unincorporated community in the Mojave Desert along historic Route 66.
From the sky, he would snap a picture to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth.
But a variety of roadblocks have forced him to push back his experiment, he claims.
First, the Bureau of Land Management told him he couldn’t launch his rocket on public land, even though Hughes insisted that the federal agency had given him verbal permission more than a year ago.
A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.
“Someone from our local office reached out to him after seeing some of these news articles [about the launch], because that was news to them,” BLM spokeswoman Samantha Storms said.
That same day, Hughes’s “motor home-slash-rocket-launcher” broke down in the driveway, he said in a YouTube video filmed on Thanksgiving, titled “MAD MIKE HUGHES FLAT EARTH ROCKET UPDATE! CANCELLED.”
But the launch was not canceled, contrary to the video’s caption. Instead, Hughes said he was moving it to private property, albeit still in Amboy, and that it would take place sometime in the coming week.
I need to see this guy light this candle, and die horribly. You beautiful, stupid motherfricker.
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:13 am to blueboy
Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:13 am to blueboy
He needs a set of truck nuts to hang on the trailer hitch of the rocket.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:15 am to blueboy
What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosion 
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:18 am to Pelican fan99
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What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosi
No one claimed flat earthers were smart.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:18 am to blueboy
The friggin Sears Tower is 1500 feet.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:19 am to Pelican fan99
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What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily?
Or just go to the top of a really tall building.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to blueboy
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A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.
Who the hell do these people think they are? Stick to standing in the street jackoffs.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to blueboy
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A BLM spokeswoman
those people always trying to bring the rest of the world down to their level.
damn land managers
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to blueboy
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A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.
When I first read this, I was like WTF...
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:21 am to NYNolaguy1
1800 feet? That has to be a typo, right? Did they mean 18,000 feet?
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:21 am to NYNolaguy1
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.
and a few buildings. He could have spent his 20k on a nice little trip.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:22 am to ByteMe
Has to be a typo.
Or he could just go to Denver.
Or he could just go to Denver.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:22 am to ByteMe
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1800 feet? That has to be a typo, right? Did they mean 18,000 feet?
Did you see the "rocket" it's no typo
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:30 am to NYNolaguy1
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.
Why does he have to be in the rocket at all? He can launch his rocket, have it snap a photo at apogee and then parachute back down. Plus 1800 feet isn't going to prove a damn thing.
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:31 am to ByteMe
Not a typo, plus even 18,000 feet is not enough. I can't really notice the curvature from an airplane at 37,000 feet. I feel like you'd need to go up to the ISS, which is like 120 miles up.
ETA: Or just do the redbull jump, but I'm sure FE's will say that red bull is in on the conspiracy

ETA: Or just do the redbull jump, but I'm sure FE's will say that red bull is in on the conspiracy

This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 9:33 am
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:35 am to NYNolaguy1
He's from Cali bro.. they aren't very smart over there
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:36 am to NYNolaguy1
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