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Flat earth rocket man pussies out again

Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:10 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:10 am
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By now, Mike Hughes should have already proved that the Earth was flat.

That was according to his original plan, which had been to launch himself 1,800 feet high last Saturday in his homemade scrap-metal rocket over Amboy, Calif., an unincorporated community in the Mojave Desert along historic Route 66.

From the sky, he would snap a picture to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth.

But a variety of roadblocks have forced him to push back his experiment, he claims.

First, the Bureau of Land Management told him he couldn’t launch his rocket on public land, even though Hughes insisted that the federal agency had given him verbal permission more than a year ago.

A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.

“Someone from our local office reached out to him after seeing some of these news articles [about the launch], because that was news to them,” BLM spokeswoman Samantha Storms said.

That same day, Hughes’s “motor home-slash-rocket-launcher” broke down in the driveway, he said in a YouTube video filmed on Thanksgiving, titled “MAD MIKE HUGHES FLAT EARTH ROCKET UPDATE! CANCELLED.”

But the launch was not canceled, contrary to the video’s caption. Instead, Hughes said he was moving it to private property, albeit still in Amboy, and that it would take place sometime in the coming week.


I need to see this guy light this candle, and die horribly. You beautiful, stupid motherfricker.



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Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:13 am to
Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184678 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:13 am to
He needs a set of truck nuts to hang on the trailer hitch of the rocket.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:15 am to
What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosion
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45204 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:16 am to
Drone?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15619 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:16 am to
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27285 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:18 am to
quote:

What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily? Then he wouldn’t have to die in a fiery explosi


No one claimed flat earthers were smart.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144681 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:18 am to
The friggin Sears Tower is 1500 feet.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4677 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:19 am to
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What would going up 1800 feet even prove? Couldn’t he just get on a plane and get a picture just as easily?

Or just go to the top of a really tall building.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45568 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to
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A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.


Who the hell do these people think they are? Stick to standing in the street jackoffs.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to
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A BLM spokeswoman

those people always trying to bring the rest of the world down to their level.

































damn land managers
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34833 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:20 am to
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A BLM spokeswoman said its local field office had no record of speaking with Hughes and that he had not applied for the necessary special recreation permit to hold an event on public land.


When I first read this, I was like WTF...
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:21 am to
1800 feet? That has to be a typo, right? Did they mean 18,000 feet?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.



and a few buildings. He could have spent his 20k on a nice little trip.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144681 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:22 am to
Has to be a typo.

Or he could just go to Denver.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:22 am to
quote:

1800 feet? That has to be a typo, right? Did they mean 18,000 feet?



Did you see the "rocket" it's no typo
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14976 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:30 am to
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.

Why does he have to be in the rocket at all? He can launch his rocket, have it snap a photo at apogee and then parachute back down. Plus 1800 feet isn't going to prove a damn thing.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8599 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:31 am to
Not a typo, plus even 18,000 feet is not enough. I can't really notice the curvature from an airplane at 37,000 feet. I feel like you'd need to go up to the ISS, which is like 120 miles up.



ETA: Or just do the redbull jump, but I'm sure FE's will say that red bull is in on the conspiracy

This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 9:33 am
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30488 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:35 am to
He's from Cali bro.. they aren't very smart over there
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:36 am to

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