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re: Flat earth rocket man pussies out again

Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:37 am to
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:37 am to
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.


It's a third of a mile. It's the distance for Mike the Tiger's habitat to Audubon Hall.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23563 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:38 am to
This guy has no intention of flying in that hunk of junk. It is all publicity. There will be delay after delay, then he will set up a Go Fund me page, claiming that all of the delays has bled his account dry.

I wish he would go, though. Darwin Awards await.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:40 am to
I just wish he would launch the rocket and get it over with already.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:41 am to
Also could climb a mountain. I wonder how flat earthers explain seasons?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66919 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:54 am to
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This guy has no intention of flying in that hunk of junk. It is all publicity. There will be delay after delay, then he will set up a Go Fund me page, claiming that all of the delays has bled his account dry.

My theory is that he knew very well that the government wasn't going to let some yahoo launch a rocket on public land, so he'll blame delays and the ultimate failure to launch on the round earth conspiracy.
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I wish he would go, though. Darwin Awards await.

Yeah, I think that his grisly death is the only appeal for this. I think we all need to see him die in a fiery crash. At least then he could be a flat earth martyr.
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his journey into the atmosflat will mark the first phase of his ambitious flat-Earth space program.
yes
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:56 am to
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A BLM spokeswoman


I bet they hate that acronym now.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:59 am to
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1800 feet? That has to be a typo, right? Did they mean 18,000 feet?


this is the 2nd article I've seen say 1,800 feet. I'm going to say that it's not a typo.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 9:59 am to
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That was according to his original plan, which had been to launch himself 1,800 feet high last Saturday in his homemade scrap-metal rocket


He could just buy a plane ticket to Chicago and go stand on th Sears Tower Observation deck.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:01 am to
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He could just buy a plane ticket to Chicago


That's all he needs to do.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89848 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:06 am to
That fricking thing needs "ACME" painted on the side in big bold letters.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:16 am to
What is their explanation for a ship that heads west and arrives back at the same location? Just wondering.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80837 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:19 am to
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon, helicoptor, or airplane pretty easily without certain death.



Or tie a gopro to a damn balloon and get pics from the edge of space.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14798 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:32 am to
I’m in 29 palms, about 30 minutes from Amboy, I might get to see this guy die
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 10:33 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:43 am to
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I’m in 29 palms, about 30 minutes from Amboy,

You won't go over there and get a picture of him holding a sign that says "Hi, TigerDroppings"!
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4243 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:50 am to
I hear a lot lately about the flat earth crowd but assumed that it was just a joke. So what is their theory exactly? Are there two sides to the earth or is everything just on one side? Can you dig a hole deep enough that you fall out into space? Do they even believe in space? Are there other planets?
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51965 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 10:59 am to
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’m in 29 palms, about 30 minutes from Amboy

If you love this message board you will go meet him, today, and live stream it.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:03 am to
NASA should call this morons bluff and offer to send him to the ISS so he can see for himself.

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66919 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:15 am to
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That fricking thing needs "ACME" painted on the side in big bold letters.

If any vehicle ever deserved to have "ACME" painted on it, it's this rocket.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:22 am to
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You won't go over there and get a picture of him holding a sign that says "Hi, TigerDroppings"!



"The OT lounge says you are a dumbass, please launch yourself and prove us wrong"
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66919 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:29 am to
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Someone should tell him he can go 1800 feet up in a hot air balloon
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But he won’t be able to test the rocket before he climbs inside and attempts to steam himself at 500 mph across a mile of desert air. And if it’s a success, he’s promised his backers an even riskier launch within the next year, into the space above the disk. He told Ars Technica last year that the second phase of his mission might involve floating in a balloon up to 20,000 feet above the ground, then rocket-packing himself into space.
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