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re: FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:59 am to greenbean
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:59 am to greenbean
quote:always nice to hear when a contractor focuses on his scope and not question when the PM says he’ll take care of it.
"Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald."
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:04 am to greenbean
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He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:29 am to VooDude
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What if dolphins are the aliens but are disguised as intelligent fish in between flying around in saucers?

Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:46 am to CatsGoneWild
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Well, He did and does exist
Based on writings thousands of years old in one of the most radical regions of the world. You bet.
We know for a fact Dolphin man exists (even have pictures of him) and he says Gerald exists. Maybe Gerald doesn’t want to communicate with anyone else. After all, I haven’t heard God talking to anyone either.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:44 am to greenbean
The only believable part is that it all started on Ft. Myers Beach.
I've seen some crazy wacked out people there, prior to the hurricane.
I've seen some crazy wacked out people there, prior to the hurricane.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:08 pm to greenbean
Douglas Adams wrote hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. Its about Dolphins traveling space.
This Florida Man, build phase 1 for Gerald. Just shows you how little society respects construction workers.
This Florida Man, build phase 1 for Gerald. Just shows you how little society respects construction workers.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:16 pm to greenbean
Nobody questions Gerald. Gerald is the lead man/foreman you want heading up the crew at the mill. Gerald gets shite done. And he has no recordables or safety violations. Be like Gerald.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:36 pm to DesertFox
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You don't question Gerald.
They the same about God.
Maybe the stories aren’t too far apart.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:03 pm to greenbean
I think if Trump drafted Gerald into a top post in the administration, Gerald would get shite done.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:06 pm to greenbean
Circus, can I get an alter named Gerald the Dolphin approved post haste
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:15 pm to greenbean
I'm not sure why, but I believe him.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:24 pm to Globetrotter747
quote:As ole Jimmy Buffet once sang. "Religion..there's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning"
That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.
This dolphin guy is a fruitcake for sure!!
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:27 pm to greenbean
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Dolphin project foreman Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:55 pm to VooDude
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Christianity is far more far fetched
You know what’s far fetched? Thinking something came from nothing. Even science says that’s fricking stupid. But dumbasses like yourself believe it wholeheartedly.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:02 pm to Tider13
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You know what’s far fetched? Thinking something came from nothing. Even science says that’s fricking stupid. But dumbasses like yourself believe it wholeheartedly.
Correction: something came from more than our monkey minds can understand.
I don’t usually shite on religion, it has a great purpose. Most people become religious after intense grief that they cannot compartmentalize so that’s okay.
What I do have a problem with is people hiding behind religion.
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