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re: FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins

Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:59 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150302 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:59 am to
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"Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald."
always nice to hear when a contractor focuses on his scope and not question when the PM says he’ll take care of it.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96898 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:04 am to
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He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7842 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:29 am to
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What if dolphins are the aliens but are disguised as intelligent fish in between flying around in saucers?


Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5682 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:46 am to
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Well, He did and does exist

Based on writings thousands of years old in one of the most radical regions of the world. You bet.

We know for a fact Dolphin man exists (even have pictures of him) and he says Gerald exists. Maybe Gerald doesn’t want to communicate with anyone else. After all, I haven’t heard God talking to anyone either.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75347 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:44 am to
The only believable part is that it all started on Ft. Myers Beach.

I've seen some crazy wacked out people there, prior to the hurricane.
Posted by SobchakSecurity
Member since Sep 2025
83 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:08 pm to
Douglas Adams wrote hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. Its about Dolphins traveling space.

This Florida Man, build phase 1 for Gerald. Just shows you how little society respects construction workers.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3849 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:16 pm to
Nobody questions Gerald. Gerald is the lead man/foreman you want heading up the crew at the mill. Gerald gets shite done. And he has no recordables or safety violations. Be like Gerald.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89738 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:36 pm to
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You don't question Gerald.


They the same about God.

Maybe the stories aren’t too far apart.

Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6377 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:03 pm to
I think if Trump drafted Gerald into a top post in the administration, Gerald would get shite done.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196537 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:06 pm to
Circus, can I get an alter named Gerald the Dolphin approved post haste
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75093 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:15 pm to
I'm not sure why, but I believe him.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27766 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:24 pm to
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That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.
As ole Jimmy Buffet once sang. "Religion..there's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning"

This dolphin guy is a fruitcake for sure!!

Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3590 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:27 pm to
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Dolphin project foreman Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Posted by Tider13
Member since Jun 2020
983 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:55 pm to
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Christianity is far more far fetched


You know what’s far fetched? Thinking something came from nothing. Even science says that’s fricking stupid. But dumbasses like yourself believe it wholeheartedly.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3065 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:02 pm to
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You know what’s far fetched? Thinking something came from nothing. Even science says that’s fricking stupid. But dumbasses like yourself believe it wholeheartedly.


Correction: something came from more than our monkey minds can understand.

I don’t usually shite on religion, it has a great purpose. Most people become religious after intense grief that they cannot compartmentalize so that’s okay.

What I do have a problem with is people hiding behind religion.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4296 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:11 pm to
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