First world problem of the day

Doesn’t sound like a first world problem when you are at a resort so shitty it serves drinks that are so awful you have to chug them.

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The drinks are rendered awful unless you guzzle them down.

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That's the goal...

I’m in Knoxville, TN for work and there’s a full gym with a basketball court literally a stone’s throw away from the hotel I’m staying, open till 11pm, with a free 3 day guest pass, and I packed a set of clothes for the gym but forgot my shoes to work out in...FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

Buy some cheap nikes. You'll use them at some point.

Most non subtle brag “I am at a resort” thread ever.

And you should feel BAD for posting on the OT when you should be banging ho’s at a Jamaican resort.

The SirWinston pool lift one was pretty shameless imo

I spent 100k I didn’t deposit into my account and they had the nerve to arrest me for it.

Newsflash. Before plastic straws there were paper straws. No biggie. If you told me when I was at LSU that people would buy water in plastic bottles I would have laughed in your face. The thought of buying water at a grocery store was preposterous

I was in first class from Dulles to LAX and this fat frick next to me needed for me to move my legs so he could get out of the window seat to take a piss and I had a bulkhead seat. Seat 1E.