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FIrst world problem of the day

Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:55 am
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:55 am
Pull into the hellacius drive-thru line for breakfast at Mickey D's, easily 5-6 cars back. Playing on my phone and let no more than a one-car gap develop in the line. Bitch right behind me honks her horn. I give her a WTF? in the side view mirror. Eventually pull up to order a speaker, but I can't even get close because the front of the line is still backed up only a foot from my bumper.

Bitch honks her horn at me again!

And yes, she's exactly the demographic you're thinking of.
Posted by TideSaint
God's country
Member since Sep 2008
84915 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:00 pm to
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And yes, she's exactly the demographic you're thinking of.


Fat?
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4568 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:02 pm to
Debating to nap or not to nap in my office chair!
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8326 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:07 pm to
We ordered a new shelf and it could take a month to come in. Life sucks.
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
3417 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:50 pm to
I’d bet you’re the demographic we’re thinking of, too.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26069 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 12:54 pm to
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breakfast at Mickey D's

Don’t treat your body like a rental car. Eat real food. You are too old for that crap

You really care if someone honks? Man up.
This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 12:59 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103384 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

And yes, she's exactly the demographic you're thinking of.


A honkey?
Posted by Deege
Member since Dec 2007
924 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 4:59 pm to
She hangry.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38915 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 5:00 pm to
Having to make a second thread on this…
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9650 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22907 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Bitch right behind me honks her horn. I give her a WTF? in the side view mirror. Eventually pull up to order a speaker, but I can't even get close because the front of the line is still backed up only a foot from my bumper.

Bitch honks her horn at me again!

And yes, she's exactly the demographic you're thinking of.

You could’ve gotten shot to death over nothing in BR. These people have nothing to lose.
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1486 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 5:47 pm to
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And yes, she's exactly the demographic you're thinking of.


This does not make me think of any certain demographic. Why not just stop talking before that comment?
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10343 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:07 pm to
How long to nap because my wife is out of town this weekend.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24908 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

demographic you're thinking of.


Altima Driver
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13831 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:25 pm to
quote:


This does not make me think of any certain demographic. Why not just stop talking before that comment?


I am kinda thinking the overweight demographic.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140528 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:27 pm to
Don't play with your phone while driving fattie
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
22384 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 7:25 pm to
Went to Blanchard’s BBQ today for lunch in Lafayette and was really looking forward to it coming off a 2 day fast and it’s my first time going there. Got there at 2pm ( they’re only open for lunch 10:30 - 2:30) and all they had left was brisket, sold out of the ribs, pulled pork and sausage.

Was bummed about missing the ribs and then told the wife well I guess this is a first world problem right.

The brisket was great, need to go earlier next time.
This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 7:35 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8778 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Pull into the hellacius drive-thru line for breakfast at Mickey D's


How big a boy are you
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
321 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:13 pm to
I stopped at McDonald’s on a road trip last week. I was a little excited because there was nobody in line and my pit stop wouldn’t delay me more than a few minutes. To my surprise, after I order AND pay they tell me to pull to the waiting area and I was like the 8th car there. If I would’ve know there were 8 people ahead of me, I wouldn’t have stopped. Sons of bitches


This post was edited on 5/22/26 at 8:16 pm
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6210 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 8:19 pm to
Too lazy to go inside? Should have used the app
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