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First World Problem of the Day: Pigeon Forge
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:48 am
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:48 am
I’m here for work. Putting in a concrete plant down the road. Seems there’s a travel ball tourney here this week. My hotel backs up to another hotel and both of the pools back up to each other. My room overlooks this, of course.
It was fricking Lord of the Flies out there until about midnight. Wish I had those little duckers’ room numbers and I woulda gotten them up at 4AM with me.

It was fricking Lord of the Flies out there until about midnight. Wish I had those little duckers’ room numbers and I woulda gotten them up at 4AM with me.

Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:50 am to Aubie Spr96
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Seems there’s a travel ball tourney here this week.
Could be said about every week from May through July
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:50 am to Aubie Spr96
quote:any travel ball moms working on their tans
My hotel backs up to another hotel and both of the pools back up to each other. My room overlooks this, of course.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:53 am to Aubie Spr96
....it's July in Pigeon Forge. Every hotel, motel, and cabin is going to be booked with families vacationing.
Growing up we would always go at the end of August, beginning of September, and stay at Elkmont Campground. Dad would always make sure we had a stream spot.
As a kid I thought, well this is dumb. The hotels in town are cool plus all of the shopping and trashy junk shops.
Now I'm 42, and I absolutely get it. Zero interest in Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg. Give me a week of doing nothing but sitting in a chair next to the stream sipping coffee and manning the grill.
Growing up we would always go at the end of August, beginning of September, and stay at Elkmont Campground. Dad would always make sure we had a stream spot.
As a kid I thought, well this is dumb. The hotels in town are cool plus all of the shopping and trashy junk shops.
Now I'm 42, and I absolutely get it. Zero interest in Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg. Give me a week of doing nothing but sitting in a chair next to the stream sipping coffee and manning the grill.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:01 am to Aubie Spr96
quote:Trying to cement your reputation here on aggregate?
I’m here for work. Putting in a concrete plant down the road.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:13 am to Aubie Spr96
I bet there are some smokin’ hot moms at least.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:19 am to Doofus
....and you know they put out since they've got a bunch of crotch goblins running around.
C'mon OP....get after it son.
C'mon OP....get after it son.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 6:20 am
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:49 am to Aubie Spr96
What’s the attraction about Pigeon Forge?
All white?
All white?
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:51 am to UptownJoeBrown
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What’s the attraction about Pigeon Forge?
Dinner shows, tacky museums and fun centers, and Dollywood (which is actually a pretty awesome park).
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:58 am to Aubie Spr96
quote:prime viewing of travel Baw moms
both of the pools back up to each other. My room overlooks this, of course.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:13 am to Aubie Spr96
quote:
Seems there’s a travel ball tourney here this week
They have The Ripken Experience there, so they have big tournaments all summer long.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:18 am to Aubie Spr96
I have a question about your gif. How is his arm moving if it's a newspaper? Is it some kind of magical, Harry Potter newspaper?
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:23 am to VolsOut4Harambe
PF is like some cheeseburger in paradise LSD trip, a bad one at that
Drove thru once was an absolute white trash shitshow
Drove thru once was an absolute white trash shitshow
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:30 am to Aubie Spr96
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Putting in a concrete plant down the road.
A concrete plant will be a nice addition to the area
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Yeah, Dollywood is actually a great park.
Pigeon Forge is like a little Myrtle Beach without the ocean.
Pigeon Forge is like a little Myrtle Beach without the ocean.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 7:53 am
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:53 am to i am dan
quote:
Yeah, Dollywood is actually a great park.
Really is. We will be there next week.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:55 am to biglego
Was there the week after the 4th. We stayed in a house up in the mountains in Weir(sp) Valley. Loved it up there, the views were great and some yearling bear cubs came around every morning. Going into town did suck. Pigeon Forge wasn’t too bad traffic wise. Had a very good brunch one day at a place called Brick and Spoon. Gatlinburg on the other hand was a shite show. It was like Bourbon Street for Flanders with vehicle traffic. Nightmare getting in and out of that place. Had a mediocre at best lunch at Jason Aldean’s.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:55 am to Scuttle Buttin
Pigeon Forge with a travel ball tournament. Sounds like purgatory
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:58 am to biglego
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A concrete plant will be a nice addition to the area
An unfortunate indicator the east Tennessee will not be the sleepy mountain getaway we Gen-x remember from our past.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:00 am to dallastiger55
The whole area sounds like purgatory, lol. I joined some fb groups to read up on it because I was thinking of taking a vacay there. It didn’t take long to say no, not interested. Now a cabin in the national park just to chill sounds nice.
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