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re: First time sitting next to a fat frick on a plane

Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:26 pm to
He’s a celebrity, talk to him.

Posted by LSUfonte
South Texas
Member since Jan 2004
8305 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:26 pm to
Don’t ever raise arm rest. It is a fat blocker!
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5088 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:31 pm to
Why did you invite him on your plane?
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8427 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:34 pm to
Happened to me once. It was horrible. Had the middle seat. The overhead bin had more room.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41374 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:36 pm to
How was the post flight sex?
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:37 pm to
Come on dude , just snuggle up like a bean bag and take a nap .
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Might want to watch what you're typing on your phone on a flight....

Dude caught fat-shaming fellow passenger




Wouldn’t bother me. We’re the ones being crushed by whale blubber and we are supposed to care about their feelings?
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:39 pm to
Show him your yellow teeth, he'll find another seat.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62132 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:41 pm to
I’ve seen a few people who raised enough hell get their ticket price refunded. One by Delta.
Posted by tigerbacon
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2010
4706 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:43 pm to
Man up and ask a flight attendant to move them. By law they will either have him pay for two seats or make him get off the plane
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41494 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:45 pm to
Ok midget boy
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41494 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:46 pm to
I will be talking to someone as soon as we land
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197998 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:47 pm to
unless he eats you
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

By law they will either have him pay for two seats or make him get off the plane


Law?
Posted by CajunTiger92
Member since Dec 2007
2869 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:51 pm to
Something similar happened to Candace Owens, she got a refund. Sounds like though they made her sit there because she was small.

LINK

quote:

Update: Delta pilot felt so badly he personally walked me off plane to apologize when we landed. They are refunding the flight fully for me & @GTSFarmer. Satisfactory conclusion. I still think flying while clinically obese needs be addressed w/ a 2-seat mandatory purchase policy

Original tweet.
quote:

I weigh 124 lbs. I travel with a suitcase that is 35lbs & paid 30$ to check it in. Flight now delayed bc steward needed to find a person small enough (me) to sit next to the LITERAL 450 lb man who *needs* someone to forfeit 1/3 of their seat for his spillover. I’m IRATE @Delta.


Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19451 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:55 pm to
First class on a RJ is still tight if you sit next to a fatty.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46420 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:59 pm to
You know how that have that carryon gauge at the door to determine if the bag should be checked? They should have on at the ticket counter for fat asses to see how many seats they should purchase.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27965 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 3:59 pm to
30-50 lbs overweight =/= 500lbs.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41494 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 4:00 pm to
Read it again, Fred
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