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re: First time sitting next to a fat frick on a plane

Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:00 pm to
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I will be talking to someone as soon as we land

Okay, Karen.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41494 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:02 pm to
When I use 52k points for it. Yeah. I’m gonna be a Karen.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141101 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:03 pm to
Some skinny guy sitting next to me on the plane is complaining to the flight attendant. I'll get more from Delta than he will.
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:10 pm to
There are no health issues that MAKE you obese.

There are issues that make it much harder to lose weight. Perhaps exponentially harder.

I have a friend that lost his legs from an ied. It was exponentially harder for him to walk again but he did it.

Being OBESE is a decision.....PERIOD.
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This is the reason I don’t fly is because of people like you. I’m obese and I don’t appreciate shitstains like you snickering and staring at me when I’m boarding a plane. Some of us have health issues that cause us to be obese.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45308 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:28 pm to
I had a similar situation arise on a United flight to Chicago. I flat out refused (politely) to sit there. I fill up my own damn seat. I didn't need any help. Hell, I would had to sit on the aisle arm-rest. In short, they realized the "Dr. Who" seating arrangement wasn't going to work in the real world. The end result is that they "bribed" a woman the size of a jockey with a business class upgrade on her continuation flight to Hong Kong. I told old boy that I was sorry for stirring up shite, but that he and I sitting together just wasn't happening (which he laughed off and agreed with).
Honestly though, if you can't fit in the seatbelt that is provided, then you need to buy two seats...period.
Posted by LSUERDOC
Member since Jul 2013
2608 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:40 pm to
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Some of us have health issues


Gluttony is not a health is. It’s a you issue.
Posted by sportsman2582
East Baton Rouge Parish
Member since Apr 2018
759 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 5:57 pm to
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I find it terrible that people think its OK to make fun of others for being overweight. fricking assholes


Lose some weight too, fatass
This post was edited on 7/28/19 at 5:59 pm
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:00 pm to
take a selfie so we can really see what you are dealing with.

Offer him your peanuts.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:02 pm to
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Don’t ever raise arm rest. It is a fat blocker!


Words of the wise.

Once that arm rest goes up, it aint coming down
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8089 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:05 pm to
Stop being so judgemental. The fat dude could be a war vet with thyroid issues.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41494 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:13 pm to
Again. Not judging. Just pissed they don’t have to buy 2 seats. Be fat as much as you want. Just don’t make it where my day is changed because of it.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60108 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:15 pm to
Buy two seats? What if a person of size can’t afford it? You’re infringing their right to fly
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45988 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:16 pm to
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First time sitting next to a fat frick on a plane


If this is your first time sitting next to a fat person on a plane then you must have not flown a lot in your life, or you are the fat person that others have had to sit next to on a plane.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:17 pm to
Skinny people should buy 2 seats if they don't want to be crowded. Fat people can't help it.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:17 pm to
I flew to Seattle from Atlanta a month ago. This 400 LB lady sat right next to me. She had to get up every 20 mins or so and the oder from her arse filled the plane. No, I am not making this up.
Posted by Jj283
Houma
Member since May 2015
810 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:20 pm to
Last flight I was on I sat at a window seat at the back of the plane. As soon as I got settled in, a husband and wife who were about 300 lbs each plop down in my row. The bitch immediately consumes the entirety of my arms rest.

To make matters worse we got stuck on the tarmac for about a half hour waiting for a thunderstorm to pass. While we are waiting the assholes each pull a fully dressed 12 inch sub out and start chowing down. I’m talking jalapeños, balsamic vinegar, oil - everything. The smell was inescapable.

Posted by NFLU
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2014
5872 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:20 pm to
I hope he eats you alive.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:23 pm to
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To make matters worse we got stuck on the tarmac for about a half hour waiting for a thunderstorm to pass. While we are waiting the assholes each pull a fully dressed 12 inch sub out and start chowing down. I’m talking jalapeños, balsamic vinegar, oil - everything. The smell was inescapable



I can't stand it when people feel the need to eat on a domestic flight.

Smells up the cabin and is just disgusting. Like they can't wait a couple hours before stuffing their faces.

Second worst is crying babies. Babies don't need to be air traveling... nothing is that important for them to see.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:27 pm to
Haha you got alpha’d by a couple of fatties. If you’re gonna catch flack for being obese might as well act the part.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11375 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 6:29 pm to
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That’s where I’m at dumb shite

I don't believe you.
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