- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:00 am to BallHawk
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:00 am to BallHawk
quote:
Where y'all delivering? That kid can't get here soon enough lol. Wife is getting miserable.
Same here with the wife.
I'm in SC.
ETA: Good luck. We just finished our "birthing class" at the hospital. The process does not look very enjoyable.
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 10:01 am
1
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:00 am to SaintLSUnAtl
quote:
I had never changed one till my daughter was born. You learn real quick, I promise
me either
the first time my daughter had a dirty diaper in the hospital, my wife was asleep, so I had to get the nurse to help me
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:01 am to CidCock
no, newborn shite isnt bad...wait until they start eating regular food.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:03 am to CidCock
Good luck to yours too! Yeah we finished that class a couple of weeks ago. She started hyperventilating and I don't blame her. I couldn't do it...
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:03 am to CidCock
wipe front to back.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:05 am to fr33manator
It's just shite. My son is two and I've changed numerous shite diapers. Not one has made me gag and he's had some good ones. Already has man farts too. I'm so proud.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:05 am to Dorothy
quote:
You get used to your own kid's poop, but don't ask me to change someone else's kid's diaper
Yep. F changing someone else's kid's diaper. I ain't doing that.
Even though I don't mind changing one of my kid's diapers, I still try to hand off to the wife and tell her I have something to do that's pressing
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:06 am to DBeaux225
quote:
I used to hold my breath.
I'm going to go with the broken cigarette in the nose or maybe some VapoRub on my upper lip.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:15 am to GRTiger
you learn real quick. I actually do all the poop diapers, doesn't bother me at all now.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:22 am to CidCock
quote:
Does it make you gag every time?
If it does, then you don't deserve to have a child, nor the "equipment" you allegedly used to create one.
Already making excuses for not wanting to help with a kid....Sad excuse, man.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:39 am to CidCock
Depends on what is in the diaper. There are varying degrees of number 2's. I had a very week stomach, but you kind of get used to it. If it's too bad, just put them in the tub and wash it away.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:46 am to Ash Williams
quote:
if you're having a boy, make sure you're quick with the cleanup
whenever fresh air hit my son's junk it was like a "time to pee" button was pressed and he would just start pissing everywhere.
the faster you clean up, the faster you get the new diaper on there to block that stream.
Why didn't you just cover it with a wash cloth?
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:47 am to CidCock
No, but pretend it does and put on the new diaper wrong every time. She will eventually quit asking you to do it.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:05 am to Boudreaux35
quote:
If it does, then you don't deserve to have a child, nor the "equipment" you allegedly used to create one.
Already making excuses for not wanting to help with a kid....Sad excuse, man.
What are you talking about? I am not making an excuse not to help, it was a freaking question.
Not sure how asking a question speaks to my "deserving" to have a child.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:19 am to LSUBham
quote:
Why didn't you just cover it with a wash cloth?
sometimes we did, but the pee would still get on whatever surface we were changing him on
best way to defeat the pee is just changing him with the quickness
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:21 am to CidCock
Change all the diapers you can before the baby starts eating real food. That's when they get bad.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:09 pm to CidCock
Newborns on breastmilk, not at all. Once they get older and start eating prepared food, yes and it gets worse until the end.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:13 pm to CidCock
My daughter is 4 months old and I have been pretty lucky so far. Aside from a little shite riding up her back onto the onesie, my wife has had all of the bad blowouts.
Never changed a diaper before we had her, so I just hit the ground running. In the early days, you are so tired and running on fumes, you just change quickly and dont even think about it.
Although, we just started with the rice cereal a few days ago and she has the most repulsive smelling shite and farts at the moment.
Another bad smell that gets me is the "milk neck".
Never changed a diaper before we had her, so I just hit the ground running. In the early days, you are so tired and running on fumes, you just change quickly and dont even think about it.
Although, we just started with the rice cereal a few days ago and she has the most repulsive smelling shite and farts at the moment.
Another bad smell that gets me is the "milk neck".
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:19 pm to CidCock
quote:
my wife is a peds nurse and will get hooked up on formula,
So does the hospital know she is gonna be stealing formula from them?
Page 6 of 6
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News