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re: Finishing touches on my Bro Country scoring system:

Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11747 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:42 pm to
If you take just half of those you have a traditional country song
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:45 pm to
It started out with just the music being irritating. But I'm afraid the jokes about the repetitive subject matter have gotten every bit as cliche and groan-worthy.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3458 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:53 pm to
Maybe you can try hip hop. Or screamo. Or anything else because you're about a year and a half late on this, baw.
Been done already.
Bo Burnham- Country song (Pandering)
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11124 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:43 am to
This thread again? Whst an original topic. It must suck to be you and not know how to just not listen to music you don't like.

This bro country checklist thing is old and tired. Next time, try harder.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:05 am to
Sweet Tea

something about god/church/being blessed
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 1:08 am
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:17 am to
Boots tucked in between truck bed/cab

Or boots in general
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128551 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:18 am to
Speakers
Mud
Posted by Da Sheik
Mar a Lago
Member since Sep 2007
9416 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 6:09 am to
Good stuff under the seat
Good stuff in the back
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45561 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 6:22 am to
quote:

How did you miss: Momma, the dog, rain, trains, etc...


So I sat down and wrote another verse to the song...
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80850 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 6:59 am to
Wow, those are some shitty lyrics.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80850 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:01 am to
quote:

This thread again? Whst an original topic. It must suck to be you and not know how to just not click on and bitch in a thread you don't like.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:15 am to
Boat

money maker/sugar shaker...whatever they call it

bar

bar fight

Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42416 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:28 am to
Cooler must be Yeti

Full of Bud Lite and a bottle of Fireball
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13057 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:30 am to
No cornbread/biscuits? No corn field/other row crop? No cranked up radio? No guitar? No jeans/cowboy boot reference? No tractor/other farm equipment?

List is shite.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:37 am to
Something daddy used to say
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:50 am to
Did anyone mention phone or someone blowing up his/her phone? Luke Bryan has several songs that have this in them
Posted by AceHole
Your mothers bedroom
Member since Mar 2012
973 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 7:55 am to
skoal rings baw
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173794 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Fireball


Like chloroform to white chicks
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78046 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Tailgait
Scruffy thinks that is what happens after the country girl takes such a dicking in her tail by the lake that her gait is off.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17077 posts
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Truck (Add one point for reference to lift kit or jacked up)

*Tailgait

*Reference to an article of clothing worn by a female.

*Dirt/Country Road

*Moon

*Lake/River

*Reference to a musical artist not considered a country music artist.

*Reference to a traditional country artist.

*Reference to alcohol (1
Additional point for reference to ice or ice chest)




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