re: Finishing touches on my Bro Country scoring system:

You need to add reference to being in a club. I.e. specifically saying "club" and not "bar"

I heard this song last night. It has so man bro country points I can't even count

Field party (feat. the lacs & jj lawhorn)

You damn right, it's Friday night
Grab the Busch and the Budd Light
Meet me in the pasture back in the pines
We in the spot that the cops can't find
Turn up the Jones turn up the Jaw
Fire up the smoke, grab that old guitar
We're just some good ole boys and girls about to get wild
It's goin down field party style
Rippin up them dirt roads, stirrin up them cattle
Show you where to make shine at as long as y'all don't tattle
Got big kegs and chub beers
Party around that bonfire, horseshoes and corn hoe, roped off with barbed wire
Bad broads with tanned legs, raised up on cornbread
Dancin with them daisy dukes, all they do is turn heads
Rebel red bikini tops, man you know you want it
They drinkin on that hunch punch, fore long they start to flaunt it
So crank up them eighteens as loud as they can get
Bout thirty miles from anything, the law ain't hearin shite
Y'all get drunk and show out, cut lose and go out
Here it's goin down, down field party style
You damn right, it's Friday night
Grab the Busch and the Budd Light
Meet me in the pasture back in the pines
We in the spot that the cops can't find
Turn up the Jones turn up the Jaw
Fire up the smoke, grab that old guitar
We're just some good ole boys and girls about to get wild
It's goin down field party style
Let's get it crunk and do it right, we gon crank it all night
Tell your mom and old man, they can bring the whole nine
We got them tailgates down and the shots goin round
Hit em up and get em up and tell this whole damn town
We got the bonfire blowin, the crowd is steady growin, five thousand plus will be here before you know it
Got the grill fired up, cookin every kind of meat
We got the freaks in bikinis headed down to the creek
We got Harleys over here, [img]mud trucks [/img] over there, red necks and hill billys bout every damn where
Come one, come all, that's how we do it in the south
All we need is a field and we'll turn the party out
You damn right, it's Friday night
Grab the Busch and the Budd Light
Meet me in the pasture back in the pines
We in the spot that the cops can't find
Turn up the Jones turn up the Jaw
Fire up the smoke, grab that old guitar
We're just some good ole boys and girls about to get wild
It's goin down field party style
It's goin down, field party style
It's goin down, it's goin down, field party style
Soak
You damn right, it's Friday night
Grab the Busch and the Budd Light
Meet me in the pasture back in the pines
We in the spot that the cops can't find
Turn up the Jones turn up the Jaw
Fire up the smoke, grab that old guitar
We're just some good ole boys and girls about to get wild
It's goin down field party style
It's goin down (down)
It's goin down (down)
It's goin down (down)
It's goin down (down)

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Question: so much hate on this topic yet anytime these dudebros come to the Texas Club, it's packed. And I know some of you baws are there. Don't kid yourself.

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We're present for the white womenz not the euphonious meters of FlaGa line, baw.

You have to have some type of college or high school football reference. This is optional, but it will only help if referenced to.

Got to have a dog man.

Make reference to how you don't do something "fancy". For example, you don't wear designer clothes or don't drive any type of luxury car.

You gotta show love to the USA or being free.

Include Southern or Southwestern states (Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona).

You can refer to a female without referencing her article of clothing. You can say you met a certain type of girl that wanted some of that country lovin.

David Allen Coe

Baby you a song (hey)
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise (le' go)
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio
Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her
She’s poppin’ right out of the South Georgia water
Thought, oh, good lord, she had them long tanned legs
Couldn’t help myself so I walked up and said
Baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it
So baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio
She was sippin’ on southern and singin’ Marshall Tucker
We were falling in love in the sweet heart of summer
She hopped right up into the cab of my truck and said
Fire it up, let’s go get this thing stuck
Baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it
So baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
My windows down my seat back my music up when we ride
Her legs up on my dashboard, and that’s just the way I like
Hey country girl, this country boy like er’thing about ya
Don’t change a thing, no way, you stay the same I gotcha
Life’s all that, all that, head to toe you all that
Tell ol’ boy he call back, send a text say “fall back” (‘Cause)
I can see you got a thing for the fast life
So come on shorty let me show you what the fast’s like
Whippin’ cross the border Florida into Georgia
‘Cause baby you a song and you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every hood er’ry town with you
And this drop top Chevy painted real slick
It’ll look a hell of a lot better when you up in it (you up in it)
‘Cause baby you a song and you make me wanna roll my, roll my, roll my (roll my) oh
Well baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it
So baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio (Get the windows down and cruise)
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio (Get my windows down and roll)
I got my windows down and the radio, get your radio

Leader in the clubhouse.

Seems to me there should be some reference to fishing or catfish in there.

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Dear God.

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Who are those two queers?

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A "pop duo" called LoCash (formerly LoCash Cowboys).

Youtube music video



It's like a parody of itself.