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Finally got a legit excuse not to go to the gym

Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:23 am
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6506 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:23 am
I can be a lazy fatass for the sake of public health
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86734 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:25 am to
now is the best time to go

Posted by Theboot32
Mandeville/Poplarville
Member since Jan 2016
2454 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:26 am to
Been nice the last couple of days, pretty empty, stay away!
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56851 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:26 am to
Good one Dad
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18378 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:27 am to
Home gym. I can't use that excuse
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:27 am to
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I can be a lazy fatass for the sake of public health

That's really going to be a positive to your immune system. Great thinking.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14579 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:28 am to
The gym is for closet gays and fat people trying to get into shape...

My hot yoga classes are for shredded alphas. Thanks
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 8:38 am
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48880 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:28 am to
quote:

now is the best time to go


This.

This time will be the cleanest every gym has ever been, and it'll be completely empty for you to curl in every available squat rack all at the same time.
Posted by RocketPower
Member since Jan 2020
404 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:29 am to
Lmao your overworked immune system is crying fatty
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11347 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:30 am to
quote:

now is the best time to go


I thought the same thing. Went in last night it was full of college kids because classes are cancelled
Posted by TigerDog83
Member since Oct 2005
8858 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:32 am to
I’m hoping they don’t close the gym too. The way the media is going they are likely to whip the masses into forcing our local gym (also a small business and locally owned) into closing.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64587 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:33 am to
You're proud of being lazy and fat? That's pretty pathetic.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48880 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:34 am to
quote:

I’m hoping they don’t close the gym too.


I'm headed to a big CF comp next weekend in Pensacola.

800 athletes and at least double that in spectators.
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
1016 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:35 am to
Laughed uncontrollably. 10/10. Would read again.
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Been nice the last couple of days, pretty empty, stay away!


^^
This!
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57527 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:52 am to
I went to the gym yesterday afternoon. First time in weeks. It was not busy, but not empty, either. I looked in the mirror this morning, and there were definite signs of a muscle.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59349 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:55 am to
you are trying way too hard
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125023 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:56 am to
Good thinking. Avoid Corona, bring on diabetes and heart disease.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53655 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:57 am to
Thank you
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64067 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:57 am to
Same here. I was going to the gym yesterday, but sat in my backyard and had a few cocktails instead. I did my part for public health.
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