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FDA approves Elon Musk’s Neuralink for human trials

Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:20 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115906 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:20 pm
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We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!

This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our technology to help many people.

Recruitment is not yet open for our clinical trial. We’ll announce more information on this soon!


LINK


For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants that would allow people to control certain things with their mind, and could have some capacity to help cure a variety of things like blindness and paralysis.
Posted by BrainKellyRespecter
Member since May 2023
238 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:21 pm to
Just beam the internet straight into peoples brains. Great idea.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:22 pm to
Amazing what one man with frick you money can get done
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115906 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:24 pm to
They have been working on this since 2016 so it’s been a long term investment with no return yet.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15638 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:25 pm to
I will only be concerned about this if Elon starts suggesting everyone get one of these in order to buy groceries.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12510 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:28 pm to
Neuralink + TD premium gonna be lit.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 8:44 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30031 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:37 pm to
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For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants


they should start with biden, there is nothing functional there to lose if it doesnt work, even a complete and total failure might improve his ability to function from where it is today
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:39 pm to
Walking to the fridge and watching tv has gotten that onerous huh?
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 8:39 pm
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14652 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:40 pm to
I'm surprised elon doesnt have a vaccine company to save the world
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6984 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:42 pm to
can it make me not a frick up?
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:47 pm to
So I can be a cyborg, and as a result a super human??? Nano tech in my brain. If it has free WiFi and I can access anything I want, at any time sign me up!!!
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72958 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

I will only be concerned about this if Elon starts suggesting everyone get one of these in order to buy groceries.


Elon may be the Antichrist of the Book of Revelation. Seems like a good guy initially but then turns into the Trojan horse demanding obedience of the masses.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:56 pm to
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I'm surprised elon doesnt have a vaccine company to save the world


He's openly criticized the covid 19 vaccine system
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:00 pm to
So they'll be able to target ads based on our thoughts...

And working from home is immoral...
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6848 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:01 pm to
I've seen this movie, it didn't end well.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
1946 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:08 pm to
Musk should have been thrown in prison just for suggesting this idea.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124442 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:12 pm to
Dear god

Take me away soon please
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
1946 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:16 pm to
It is amazing how four years ago, Elon Musk and RFK Jr. were the two leaders of the climate change cult. Now, the people who hated Musk and RFK all love them, and Vice versa.

RFK Jr. literally advocated jailing climate change “deniers”, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Musk advocated the same thing. Now, RFK is pretending to oppose people who seek climate change tyranny, and I guess Musk is too. I don’t understand why anybody trusts those snakes.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 9:26 pm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38815 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:17 pm to
I figure I have 20 more good years to lay low and do my thing. Maybe by then if I get brain mush it’ll be a plug and play cure. Till then y’all can be the guinea pigs
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9472 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

For those unaware this is a company working on brain implants that would allow people to control certain things with their mind, and could have some capacity to help cure a variety of things like blindness and paralysis.


The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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