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re: Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:44 am to magildachunks
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:44 am to magildachunks
You can't solve a problem by throwing money at it.
Nobody owes you a living.
Work is its own reward.
You saw no fat people during the Depression.
The Japanese took four years of my life. Why in the Hell would I buy a Japanese car?
Son, have you lost your mind?
Grab me another brew while your lousing around.
Nobody owes you a living.
Work is its own reward.
You saw no fat people during the Depression.
The Japanese took four years of my life. Why in the Hell would I buy a Japanese car?
Son, have you lost your mind?
Grab me another brew while your lousing around.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 11:55 am to fr33manator
quote:
The old man pretty thoroughly crushed them out of me.
Sorry, baw. That sucks.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:20 pm to JudgeHolden
This thread has done nothing but make me realize just how little my dad actually talked to me and my siblings
That is, while he was actually around
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:37 pm to magildachunks
Dads been gone since 9/2/1996 and I miss him every day. A few of my favorites
Can you hear this or do I need to turn it up? While flipping me off and pointing it downwards.
Fat girls need loving too son.
Your friend is dumber than a box of rocks. This is while said friend was standing two feet away.
Can you hear this or do I need to turn it up? While flipping me off and pointing it downwards.
Fat girls need loving too son.
Your friend is dumber than a box of rocks. This is while said friend was standing two feet away.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:41 pm to magildachunks
On two guys threatening to fight: "One's scared and the other one is glad of it."
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:42 pm to magildachunks
If a bull frog had wings he wouldn't bump his arse when he hops
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:52 pm to magildachunks
“You can’t make people do right.”
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:24 pm to magildachunks
How would like to kiss my arse for a big red apple and not get the apple?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:43 pm to C-Bear
If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:48 pm to saralsim
Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:51 pm to magildachunks
Put that up when you're finished with it.
Shut the door you're letting flies in.
Now that he's 81 i have to tell him the same thing.
Shut the door you're letting flies in.
Now that he's 81 i have to tell him the same thing.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:04 pm to LCA131
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What does that mean?
He means that over reliance on stilted rhetorical flourishes can render the recipient understanding of intent and/or context to be irreparably disinstantiated.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:04 pm to magildachunks
The only thing a man truly has in this world is his name and you can ruin it a lot faster than you can fix it.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:05 pm to JudgeHolden
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The Truckers play the next day. Maybe a reunion on stage?
I'd put my money on...never! They parted ways on bad terms. Both sides have said things that cannot be unsaid. I like both bands equally but sadly there will never be a reunion.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:15 pm to magildachunks
Almost kill bird make no stew
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:25 pm to Gullah Gullah Island
On beards and mustaches:
"Why cultivate on your face what grows wild on your azz"
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:25 pm to magildachunks
ESDF
Eat
shite
Dick
Face
Eat
shite
Dick
Face
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:47 pm to CPTDCKHD
Yeah and if your aunt had nuts she’d be your uncle.
Find work write
Find work write
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:51 pm to CPTDCKHD
When I would ask my dad a question knowing the answer was almost certainly a “no,” (no curfew on prom night or some shite) his answer was often, “You want the long answer or the short answer?”
The short answer was “no” and the long answer was “hell no.”
The short answer was “no” and the long answer was “hell no.”
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