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Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:29 am to soccerfüt
My Grandfather was the king of off color remarks. One year at Thanksgiving before the games came on MTV was on in the background. Out of nowhere he says “who’s this queer that got his mouth raped by an elephant?” He was commenting on Steven Tyler.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:32 pm to GEAUXT
You'll get nothing and like it.
Caddie Shack
Judge Smells to his grand son Spalding.
Caddie Shack
Judge Smells to his grand son Spalding.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:42 pm to GEAUXT
I asked my wife’s uncle how he has been doing since last year, his response, “better than you, dumbass”
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:43 pm to GEAUXT
When someone asks how you're doing...
"Oh, just dragging this ole dick around"
The double takes this one causes are hilarious
"Oh, just dragging this ole dick around"
The double takes this one causes are hilarious
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:43 pm to northshorebamaman
Cold, got to be....sheet
Posted on 11/23/17 at 12:44 pm to GEAUXT
My dad's line was, " Wish in one hand and shite in the other, and see which one fills up faster."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:11 pm to Mr Meeseeks
I think I may have been 12-13 yrs old before I realized my first name wasn't "Dammit"...
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:14 pm to GEAUXT
quote:
"...and the people in hell want ice water"
I’be heard “and whores in hell want popsicle peckers.”
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:17 pm to GEAUXT
tough turkeytits tutts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:30 pm to dantes69
“If he was an ice cream flavor he would be pralines and dick” referring to Kapernick
“She’s a weapons grade count” referring to Hillary Clinton
Said by my dad
“She’s a weapons grade count” referring to Hillary Clinton
Said by my dad
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:36 pm to Boston911
quote:
“If he was an ice cream flavor he would be pralines and dick” referring to Kapernick
“She’s a weapons grade count” referring to Hillary Clinton
Said by my dad
Wow your dad sounds like a real retard
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:44 pm to Grim
That’s a good one,,,,,, surprised you took that cock of your mouth long enough to type that response.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:46 pm to GEAUXT
"Nice come back man"
"If you want your cumback, get it off your moms chin."
"If you want your cumback, get it off your moms chin."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:47 pm to GEAUXT
"I'm hungry"
"Eat a dick."
"Eat a dick."
Posted on 11/23/17 at 3:55 pm to Boston911
You can still type with a cock in your mouth idiot
Posted on 11/23/17 at 4:05 pm to GEAUXT
"Where you headed?"
"To hell, if we don't change our ways".
"To hell, if we don't change our ways".
Posted on 11/23/17 at 4:07 pm to Pinche
"You drunk?"
"I'm fricked up like a cricket in a hub cap"
"I'm fricked up like a cricket in a hub cap"
Posted on 11/23/17 at 4:13 pm to S
quote:
"I'm hungry"
Well hello Hungry, I’m TB08.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 4:49 pm to beerJeep
quote:
"You drunk?"
Messed up like a soup sandwich
Messed up like a [black man's] checkbook
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