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Favorite one liner responses
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:08 am
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:08 am
In honor of being with family and the old folks for Thanksgiving I was thinking of two of my favorites from my dad's mom
"cause, cause cat paws to make kitty britches" - this was used when we would ask her lots of questions
"...and the people in hell want ice water"
"cause, cause cat paws to make kitty britches" - this was used when we would ask her lots of questions
"...and the people in hell want ice water"
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Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:10 am to GEAUXT
PIIHB
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:10 am to GEAUXT
Inevitably, I will ask some in laws how they are and some will respond, “better than I deserve”. Drive me crazy.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:11 am to GEAUXT
That guy's a few fries short of a happy meal.
My uncle always says that about the gheys.
My uncle always says that about the gheys.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:11 am to Hogwarts
quote:Is one of your in-laws Dave Ramsey?
Inevitably, I will ask some in laws how they are and some will respond, “better than I deserve”. Drive me crazy.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:12 am to GEAUXT
You have AIDS
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:14 am to GEAUXT
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:14 am to GEAUXT
Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:20 am to GEAUXT
GOAT..... 
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:21 am to GEAUXT
quote:
cause, cause cat paws to make kitty britches
That's fricking retarded
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:22 am to GEAUXT
I called the Jerk Store and they're all out of you !
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:27 am to GEAUXT
When you ask some how they’re doing and these are the responses I get:
Livin the dream
Just another day in paradise
We making it
Hanging in there
Keeping my head above water
Livin the dream
Just another day in paradise
We making it
Hanging in there
Keeping my head above water
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:31 am to GEAUXT
When asked a question, and the obvious answer is yes, "is there a mustache in Mexico"??
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:32 am to tgrbaitn08
I have a turkey day gift for you. a -slightly- new fricking gif or two.
YW
YW
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:34 am to RichJ
quote:
When asked a question, and the obvious answer is yes
Does the pope make the world safe for pedophiles?
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:36 am to GEAUXT
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This post was edited on 11/23/17 at 10:12 am
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:37 am to GEAUXT
I enjoy throwing a few "HOW DARE YOU"s around during the family gathering. Gets the old blood flowing.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:37 am to GEAUXT
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:39 am to GEAUXT
I always enjoyed the response to people saying things like “well if X had happened we would have won the game”:
“Yep. And if my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle.”
“Yep. And if my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle.”
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:40 am to GEAUXT
I’d a punched granmaw in the fricking face saying something so stupid
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