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Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:39 pm to CAD703X
When I would complain that mom's home cooked meal was too hot, the reply was "You can't cook it cold."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:50 pm to CAD703X
Don’t let the iron in your blood turn to lead in your arse.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:54 pm to CAD703X
not getting banned today
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:54 pm to CAD703X
Ya'll burning daylight
My uncle (I worked for) the hard arse who got the best out of every minute of the day.
Elbows and Assholes, that's all I want to see today.
same uncle when we were doing construction framing in the dirt
My uncle (I worked for) the hard arse who got the best out of every minute of the day.
Elbows and Assholes, that's all I want to see today.
same uncle when we were doing construction framing in the dirt
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:13 pm to CAD703X
No grandparents, but I heard an old timer once say,
"That young lady is so damn pretty, I'd eat the corn out of her shite" WTF?
"That young lady is so damn pretty, I'd eat the corn out of her shite" WTF?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:17 pm to CAD703X
Great gobs o’goose grease!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:32 pm to CAD703X
The other day my kid asked my dad "why do dogs smell each others butts?"
he didn't even hesitate.
"well, a long time ago there was a huuuuge dog party. All the dogs went to the party and they took off their butts and hung them on coat racks by the front door. THEN there was a fire. All of the dogs scrambled out of there and just grabbed any butt on the way out. Since then, they have all been trying to get their own butt back by smelling each butt they come across to see if its theirs".
wtf.
20 years from now I hope I read that on TD when this subject makes its rounds again.
he didn't even hesitate.
"well, a long time ago there was a huuuuge dog party. All the dogs went to the party and they took off their butts and hung them on coat racks by the front door. THEN there was a fire. All of the dogs scrambled out of there and just grabbed any butt on the way out. Since then, they have all been trying to get their own butt back by smelling each butt they come across to see if its theirs".
wtf.
20 years from now I hope I read that on TD when this subject makes its rounds again.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:43 pm to CAD703X
She's sweating like a whore in church at a row tent revival giving the preacher a blowjob.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:45 pm to CAD703X
“There are some things even a dog wont do.”
“Looks like a mule’s arse sewed up with a grapevine.”
“Looks like a mule’s arse sewed up with a grapevine.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:47 pm to CAD703X
You could frick up a wet dream
Posted on 7/20/21 at 8:58 pm to CAD703X
You talk like a man with a paper a-hole..
Posted on 7/20/21 at 9:02 pm to Polycarp
shite fire and save matches.
The ox is in the ditch.
The ox is in the ditch.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 9:02 pm to CAD703X
My wife’s grandfather would say, “I’m so hungry I could eat a jackass fried in tar.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 9:04 pm to CAD703X
"I'll be dipped in shellac" or "I'll be dipped" for short.
"I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in"
"I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here"
"I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in"
"I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 9:09 pm to CAD703X
The carter/little liver pills line must have been huge at some point in time. Old people love it.
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:01 pm to Sus-Scrofa
Why he'd steal the saddle off a nightmare.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:49 pm to footswitch
Referring to someone who is 'dumb':
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Elevator don't go all the way to the top
Their biscuits are still gooey in the middle.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Elevator don't go all the way to the top
Their biscuits are still gooey in the middle.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:01 pm to Lou
“Well shite fire and save matches”
“You could frick up a two car funeral”
“You could frick up a two car funeral”
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:11 pm to CAD703X
My aunt would say "Rome wasn't built in a day." I've often wondered just how long that one has been passed down in the family.
of course she would also tell her children "wash behind your ears. It's so dirty you could grow cabbage there."
of course she would also tell her children "wash behind your ears. It's so dirty you could grow cabbage there."
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