Fastest way for some heartburn relief

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Spells relief

Milk

Pickle juice. A teaspoon will give you instant relief. If that doesn't work, dip two rags in kerosene and tie them around your ankles. That'll keep the ants from crawling up your legs and eating your candy arse.

Baking Soda mixed with water

Spoonful of mustard.

Then pick up some Zantac.

Have your bf clean the sand from your vagina

Not immediate, but I add apple cider vinegar to water. A little goes a long way so you don't want much.

Uncle Dupers root juice.

4 tablespoons of vinegar.
Apple cider is best

If you don't have that, wine vinegar, then balsamic.

I take OTC Nexium just about every other day and it has been a life changer for me no lie. spicy food and beer are really hard on my acid reflux and I consume a lot of both. Now I don't need to watch what I eat.