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re: "Farting Is My Secret Feminist Weapon"

Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50923 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:29 pm to
Why does she need a secret weapon when her face is a nuclear deterrent?
This post was edited on 2/9/17 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34738 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:32 pm to
Her feminism must really come out on taco Tuesday...
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1791 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:35 pm to
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Wow what a sentence


Sounds like a Lorde song
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:39 pm to
"Farting Is My Secret Weapon For My Insecurities"


Posted by SherluckHomey
Member since Jan 2017
177 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 4:43 pm to
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money maker just to get diamonds and top-shelf vodka and private jet rides to private islands with fancy dinners where you’re expected to eat only salad because if you order the filet mignon someone might be more likely to judge your back f

This bitch's money maker couldn't rub two plug nickels together much less summon the power to manifest vacations and diamond rings.

Come the frick on.
This post was edited on 2/9/17 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77982 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:04 pm to
That's the best part of this. These disgusting slobs believe they are the universe's gift to humanity when they are actually a fart in an elevator.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:05 pm to
Someone is a bit angry for being unattractive.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:14 pm to
she proves Rush Limbaugh is wrong...

Rush says that feminism exists so ugly women can be more socially active.

oh wait, delete this post please. Rush was right.. again!
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32882 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:16 pm to
Nasty woman
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13102 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:20 pm to
Look, I think we can all be honest here. Everyone of us that took introductory to psychology in college clearly understand this young woMan's plight.

quote:

Primitive psychological defences are projection, denial, dissociation or splitting and they are called borderline defence mechanisms. ... Examples include: denial, fantasy, rationalization, regression, isolation, projection, and displacement.


She got up one morning, looked in the mirror and said to hermself, "You look like a man. Better start acting like a man. Today, I become a farter."

She's projecting to be a man.
She's in denial that she has a vagina.
She's dissociated from normal society.

Trifecta baby.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:24 pm to
I doubt she really has to fart to get the dudes away from her, but it still doesn't make this situation less gross.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:25 pm to
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We still bear the pressures of finding a spouse and settling down with kids while not dating too much less we be seen as a slut shaking our money maker just to get diamonds and top-shelf vodka and private jet rides to private islands with fancy dinners where you’re expected to eat only salad because if you order the filet mignon someone might be more likely to judge your back fa


So how many dudes does she come across that can offer her private jet rides to private islands?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 5:25 pm to
Wouldn't work on me. I see something that fine in the store I'm creeping up close in line, fart or no fart.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:12 pm to
That's a dude.

With a lot of issues about not being pretty enough for any of those things.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74565 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 6:52 pm to
quote:


Message
"Farting Is My Secret Feminist Weapon"

by CHEDBALLZ


Is that Shrek?


You win the Internet today.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:00 pm to
Is it possible to be a feminist and not be either annoying as frick or ugly as frick? Or a combo of both?
This post was edited on 2/9/17 at 7:04 pm
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:17 pm to
Looking at what These last few years have brought us I'd say no.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 7:20 pm to
Is that Toddy?
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63273 posts
Posted on 2/9/17 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

by TrebleHookI'd suck a fart out of her arse like a bong hit


damn, son...
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