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re: Fan denied entry into Phillies game after trying to bring in emotional support alligator

Posted on 9/28/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19107 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 8:46 am to
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Emotional support animals seem like teddy bears. Something I'd expect from a 6 year old girl. What kind of full grown adult male needs a living teddy bear to leave the house?

6 may be a little too old for that too.

But to answer your question, 1 that is looking to profit from clicks & likes.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38175 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 8:59 am to
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I have yet to meet one person with an "emotional support" animal that wasn't a complete attention seeking loon. Any of you have a different experience?



I know a guy who used it to be able to get his pit bull into places with him. The thing is, he didn't actually have an emotional support animal, he just ordered one of those emotional support vests for his dog. He wasn't an attention-seeking loon, just a disgusting, fat, lazy, selfish prick.
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
7995 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:39 am to
Something’s wrong with his medulla oblongata!
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32793 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:44 am to
I’d rather be surrounded by gators than Philly sports crowds.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172165 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:47 am to
I guess Wally hasn't gotten enough press lately.

https://wpde.com/news/offbeat/emotional-support-alligator-takes-a-walk-through-philadelphia-park

Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5718 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:53 am to
Anyone who wears a "veteran's" cap to such an event is loser and seeking attention. 99% chance he's on 100 VA Disability.

Over 15 million Americans served in WW2 and Korea and came back to build this great country and live productive lives. Most did not preen for attention or government benefits despite enduring hardships and horror that 99.99 of veterans of Iraq/Afghanistan couldn't imagine.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11046 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:53 am to
This is a Louisiana centric board, there has to be an alligator expert on here that can answer my question:

Is this just a case of a gator knowing that the person is too big to be prey and that the person feeds him so he is currently going with it? When he becomes a 10 foot alligator that can take a man down, will Joey be looked at as a meal?

It just seems like gators aren't the type of animals to have emotions like empathy and love so this has to be something else right?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25330 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 9:59 am to
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I wonder if the gator eats crayons too?


It’s an alligator, not a marine.
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2632 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 10:01 am to
So, he was planning to keep that thing out in the stadium, without water, around thousands of people for over 3 hours? I’m know I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m willing to bet he didn’t have box seats.

He should try an airplane next, I’m sure he will get more of the attention that he is looking for.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
46911 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 10:08 am to
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I feel sad for the gator. He belongs in the swamp, not with this idiot.


Not to mention that once it gets too big for him, he'll end up releasing it in the Schuylkill River or some retention pond nearby. They had to get a crew from St. Augustine up to Chicago a few years ago to capture an alligator because some piece of shite released it into a lagoon.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39842 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 10:09 am to
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Tf is wrong with people?


I know. How could they deny this man his emotional support animal?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70207 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 10:10 am to
It’s a marine(‘s) reptile.

Like a knife-wrench.
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