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re: Excuses to leave work
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:02 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:02 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Black Trans Lives pride rally.
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:03 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Your doctor called and wants to discuss your test results.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:14 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Speaking at a men's convention.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:14 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Diarrhea.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:15 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Diarrhea
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:15 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Just say you are a nutless pussy who is too damn weak to have the fortitude to carry your load.
Then they can fire your worthless arse and hire someone competent for the role.
Grow a set.
Then they can fire your worthless arse and hire someone competent for the role.
Grow a set.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:17 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Rona virus fear
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:36 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
I have something to do
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:46 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
“I got worms”
.... then explain that it’s your idea for your pet store.
.... then explain that it’s your idea for your pet store.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:00 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Testicular torsion.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:02 pm to X123F45
Model rocketry accident.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:06 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Not just diarrhea, but
Shooting diarrhea.
Shooting diarrhea.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:10 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Your PI has some breaking information about the study you requested about how your wife was spending her alone time. He wants to talk to you in person about it.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:37 pm to Clark14
quote:
Grow a set.
Clark14, I like that I have read two posts by you in 5 minutes where your advice is to stop being a pussy.
I’m serious.
It’s typically solid advice and I kinda feel like I’m reading Red Foreman’s advice column.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:49 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
"Got something in my eye, cant see myself coming in today"
Posted on 6/30/20 at 8:52 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Smoke weed
Put eye drops in one eye
Claim pink eye
Put eye drops in one eye
Claim pink eye
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:29 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Let’s go fishing.
We will all be waiting as you leave in the truck to go.
Explosive diarrhea
We will all be waiting as you leave in the truck to go.
Explosive diarrhea
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:33 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Gone Fishing
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:34 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
quote:
any good excuses besides a doctor appointment or dentist appt that is effective at getting out of work or any obligation?
Well if you are looking to lie say you sprained your back pulling the last kid out of the burning house but you will be okay with a couple days in bed, advice you got from a virtual doc because you don't want to say you have an appt for the actual day
edit: Oh you want to leave after already being there.
Just say you tried to gut it out but couldn't gut it out.
Even Bear Bryant let a couple of The Junction Boys sit out.
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:40 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Explosive Diarrhea......know one will as any questions guaranteed.
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