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re: Excuses to leave work
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:52 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:52 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
Got something in my eye, cant see myself coming in today"
Also heard of
Anal Glaucoma - Can’t see my arse doing any work
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:54 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
quote:
Is a funeral usually a week after someone dies? Or like 5 days?
It depends.....and l’m not going any further with my answer.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:03 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
I shite my pants
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:09 pm to kciDAtaE
quote:
“I shite my pants.”
I use to have a drafting table for a desk. I stood up and reached for something at the top of my desk and had a wet fart. I grabbed my keys and left, on my way home I called my boss told him I'd be back in about an hour, I had an emergency. He never asked what happened and I never told him.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:44 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Dog ate your computer.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:45 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Go to work you lazy a-hole
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:50 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
quote:
any good excuses besides a doctor appointment or dentist appt that is effective at getting out of work or any obligation?
Tell them you have another job interview
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:56 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Tell them you’re going to look for a job who doesn’t ask for a reason to use your earned PTO
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