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Excuses to leave work
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:37 pm
any good excuses besides a doctor appointment or dentist appt that is effective at getting out of work or any obligation?
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Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:38 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Protest for BLM?
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Tell them you have corona. Zero negative consequences.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Instead of just leaving?
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: you had so much alcohol last night all you feel like doing is curling up in the fetal position.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Just tell your boss you got the SHITZ
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
wife tested positive for covid.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
quote:
Excuses to leave work
“Brb, going to bang my 44 year old mistress while my wife and kids are at home”
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
You have to meet with your divorce attorney
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Played a lot of golf on “sick leave.”
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:39 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
“I shite my pants.”
I guarantee there will not be any follow-up questions.
I guarantee there will not be any follow-up questions.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:40 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Funeral to go to
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:40 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
How long you wanna be off for? At our work, you just tell them you have covid19 type symptoms and you're self quarantined for 14 days no pay.. even if you test negative they won't let you come back to work.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:41 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
mud butt
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:42 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
Covid 19 testing.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:42 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
PTO
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:47 pm to kciDAtaE
quote:I have used this and can attest to its merits.
“I shite my pants.”
ETA: for my nephews that read this board: I did used this one while working for the company
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:47 pm to Walt OReilly
Yes this is good
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:50 pm to Walt OReilly
Is a funeral usually a week after someone dies? Or like 5 days?
Posted on 6/30/20 at 6:51 pm to MrFahrenheitDontLie
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Excuses to leave work
Obama Fashion Show
Trapped in a painting
Burned foot in George Foreman Grill
Hit woman with car
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