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re: Ever hit or been bit by a deer?

Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:57 pm to


Oh, deer!!
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:59 pm to
One night my wife was driving and hit a deer. She said to get out and check to see if it was OK. I got back in the van and said, “No, it’s dead.” She replied, “I meant the van you moron.”
This post was edited on 5/21/19 at 3:07 am
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15162 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Not me, but a friend was cycling and a big buck just about killed him. My friend broke his collarbone, arm and leg. Never rode again.


I've been to quite a few motorcycle rallies and most of them are held in the mountains, either the Ozarks, Smokies or Rockies. I don't know if I can recall even one of the 4-5 day period of all those events that someone didn't either hit a deer or have a very close call.

My post above happened at a rally in N. Georgia in the mountains around Suches and Helen. Lots of twisty two lane roads up that way.
Posted by lrabor3
Jena
Member since Jan 2009
250 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:51 pm to
I was driving home one evening pulling my tractor. My wife and I were 1 mile from the house. I thought I had a blow out the truck moved so hard. the deer nailed my rear quarter panel. Pulled over and saw the deer in the ditch. Went home and unloaded the tractor and went and picked it up. The sheriff deputy I called about it helped me skin the deer out in my back yard. Most expensive back strap I have ever had.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31162 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:52 pm to
My family has hit a deer probably 5 times.

Most dangerous was when I was a kid and we were driving up to our lakehouse around thanksgiving at night. Look to right at lights on a barn, look back and big deer is standing middle of the lane. Because it was snowy dad didn't even touch the brakes. Just pummeled it head on. We weren't wearing seatbelts of course (it was the 80s) and mom spilled Southern Comfort on the dash, which they had been passing back and forth.

Passing guy in a station wagon asked if he could take the deer.

Also clipped a fawn when towing a trailer, dad and his buddy hit one with buddies truck (the rack is on the wall at our place up north), and a few other similar incidents to those...all on our way to or from the Northwoods.

Another time saw a deer running through a clearing, took one step up onto the road and jumped clear over a pickup truck with a cap on it that was just ahead of us. Pretty damn impressive athleticism.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 2:55 pm
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4069 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:25 pm to
No but I hit a javelina last fall in west Texas. I was doing about 75 in the middle of night and came over a low rise and there he was.. It was either hit him or drive off the road..

It tore up the front bumper real bad and did about $2,000 worth of damage.

Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31162 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:41 pm to
The animal is going to be the right choice about 99% of the time. They move a lot easier than trees.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:47 pm to
Had one jump over the hood of my snowmobile while I was doing about 80mph one dark night. Never saw it until it was right there, lit up by my headlight.

Puckered up a bit with that one. Probably would have killed me had I been there a tenth of a second sooner.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30145 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:50 pm to
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subtle suburu 5 star crash test brag


I guess JD Power and Associates isn’t full of shite after all
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29254 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:51 pm to
My dad hit one with our plane landing at the Abita airport one night
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:17 pm to
911 Call - audio only

NSFW - Language
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:17 pm to
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Dad lost two friends when they hit a doe in a car and it rolled over the hood and into the windshield. Glad youre good bud



That’s terrible.

My dad and his buddy hit a Brahma bull in a 1967 GTX when he was 15. This was in Watson on HWY 16. The fog was terrible and back in the day there were thick woods and shite along 16. The bull just walked right into the road. Luckily they weren’t injured too bad. According to my grandfather, dad was more upset about his GTX getting totalled
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:18 pm to
Does this look like it's "Closer To Fine" to you?



Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19251 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:23 pm to

Yep. My truck had a front bumper spare tire holder and he bounced right off dead as a doornail.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30145 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:39 pm to
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My dad hit one with our plane landing at the Abita airport one night


Subtle “my dad didn’t desert me when I was a child” brag
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:45 pm to
I was going out to my dads to go deer hunting. I went hunting that afternoon and didn't see anything. I was spending the night and hunting in the morning. Well that night I went to the store and on the way back, I almost hit a fricking deer. I saw it jump over a fence and was running across the lanes and I was so so close to hitting it. I really don't know how I didn't hit it. Of course I didn't see any deer the next morning. In hindsight I should have ran it over and told everyone I shot it.
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4755 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:25 pm to
Damn deer bit my arm off once
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15162 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:31 pm to
The most deer I've ever seen in my life in one area of a state was when I was visiting a friend up in Bloomington, Indiana and he took me riding in the hills of Amish country. Every turn in the road we saw deer all over the place as the headlights swept the area.

I couldn't believe how many deer we saw that night, and it really wasn't a long ride. Probably no more than an hour or so once we got to the area where it was heavily populated with Amish families.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:26 pm to
Had it happen twice. Fortunately very minor damage both times.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31507 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:28 pm to
4am. Cold night w a little snow in S Dakota. Huge buck v. 1999 SuperDuty. Buck lost but i had to pull over and use a tow strap around a power pole, to pull my front bumper away from the tire. Fortunately had good insurance.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 6:29 pm
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