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re: Ever been mounted by a cow or had one try? *not a bull...a female cow
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:57 pm to Soup Sammich
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:57 pm to Soup Sammich
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:00 pm to pistolpete23
Black Cow (Angus) Sexually Assaults White Man Giving Away Free Food
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:22 pm to Soup Sammich
Kill them all and eat them.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:22 pm to Soup Sammich
I’ve penetrated a 255 lb grandma
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:26 pm to Soup Sammich
Utterly rude if you didn’t let her finish.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:26 pm to Soup Sammich
Owner has them trained to mount him or his wife. Or both
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:45 pm to Soup Sammich
Damm dude. See a Urologist. Start TRT and get some Viagra, then go full bull yourself and mount both your heifers. The dream one and the wife.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 9:52 pm to Soup Sammich
I remember my first mushroom trip too
Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:02 pm to Soup Sammich
There's some moderate to severe weirdness going on here.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 10:13 pm to Soup Sammich
It's just what they do to beta, soy vegans. Just never leave your house again.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:03 am to Soup Sammich
Bro. How’d you sleep?
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:18 am to BeerMoney
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Bro. How’d you sleep?
Slept good but my back hurts like hell. Better than my arse. I’ve decided to put that rapist in a stall, get a bucket behind that big bitch and reestablish dominance.
That or bring the electric cattle prod and pop her every time she comes hopping up like a dog too close.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:58 am to Soup Sammich
Now this is what the OT is for.
So many jokes to make that I can't make one.
So many jokes to make that I can't make one.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:58 am to Soup Sammich
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Slept good but my back hurts like hell. Better than my arse. I’ve decided to put that rapist in a stall, get a bucket behind that big bitch and reestablish dominance.
Man she really sammiched that arse didn’t she soup?
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:01 am to gizmothepug
quote:I know that story. I was told he just laid their a few hours until the ostrich lost a bit of interest.
You remind me of a guy that worked with a local power company that damn near got rapped/mauled buy one of those ostrich looking birds. Those claws are a bitch
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:44 am to squid_hunt
So this is what y'all mean when you says Alabama Man?
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:50 am to Soup Sammich
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take an udder up the bunghole
oh yeah, farmersonly.com
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:58 am to Soup Sammich
We would be friends IRL
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:05 am to Soup Sammich
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