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Ever been caught rubbing one out?
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:44 pm
This morning I was in the shower doing a mid week tug and my wife walked in. I didn't hear her come in. As I'm getting into it, I hear her say "are you jerking off?"
I didn't know what to do, so I just started laughing and say I was, now get in here and give me a hand. I don't get embarrassed, so I didn't care, but it was a little awkward for a second.
I didn't know what to do, so I just started laughing and say I was, now get in here and give me a hand. I don't get embarrassed, so I didn't care, but it was a little awkward for a second.
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Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:45 pm to pickle311
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I don't get embarrassed
sounds like you do
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:45 pm to pickle311
I’m pretty sure everyone who has ever lived has
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:45 pm to pickle311
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my wife walked in.
nosy bitch! she walked in on me the other morning too!
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:45 pm to pickle311
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This morning I was in the shower doing a mid week tug and my wife walked in
That's weird, the same thing's happened to me before
ETA: frick
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:46 pm to pickle311
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As I'm getting into it, I hear her say "are you jerking off?"
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:46 pm to pickle311
Your wife walked into the shower with you or just walked into the bathroom? If the latter you jerk off that loud? 
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:47 pm to pickle311
You jerked off to your imagination? I thought people stopped doing that after the age of 14.
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:47 pm to pickle311
gotta be careful... from experience, some chicks will get pissed if they catch you jerking off, wondering why you're wasting a nut doing that when you could be smashing them instead.
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:47 pm to Jax Teller
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you jerk off that loud?
baw was talkin dirty to himself..
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:49 pm to pickle311
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didn't know what to do, so I just started laughing and say I was, now get in here and give me a hand.
Well, did she?
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:49 pm to the paradigm
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gotta be careful... from experience, some chicks will get pissed if they catch you jerking off, wondering why you're wasting a nut doing that when you could be smashing them instead.
I'm confident you've never had this problem
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:49 pm to pickle311
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now get in here and give me a hand.
Where's the rest of the story? I'm trying to rub one out.
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:49 pm to MorbidTheClown
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baw was talkin dirty to himself
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:50 pm to Jax Teller
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Your wife walked into the shower with you or just walked into the bathroom? If the latter you jerk off that loud?
She walked into the bathroom. Our shower is all glass, so she could see.
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:50 pm to pickle311
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I hear her say "are you jerking off?"
I got caught once by my bitch-arse wife (now ex-wife)and she acted like I was fricking cheating on her!
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:52 pm to MorbidTheClown
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baw was talkin dirty to himself
I think the thumb up the butt gave h im away
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:52 pm to pickle311
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Ever been caught rubbing one out?
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pickle311
Name checks out
Posted on 7/11/19 at 2:58 pm to pickle311
When I was ~12 I was at the family computer getting after it real good. Didn’t hear my dad get home from work and he walks past the room I was in, glances over, and sees me firing away at my dick.....and keeps on moving to his room. Full on side profile of his only son slinging his penis all over the family computer area.
I ran to my room and was fully prepared to spend a few years hiding out in there to let the embarrassment pass.
Eventually I came out for dinner and he wasn’t weird. Next day he wasn’t weird. The guy just NEVER acknowledged that we made full blown eye contact while I was jerking off. What a guy.
To you, dad
I ran to my room and was fully prepared to spend a few years hiding out in there to let the embarrassment pass.
Eventually I came out for dinner and he wasn’t weird. Next day he wasn’t weird. The guy just NEVER acknowledged that we made full blown eye contact while I was jerking off. What a guy.
To you, dad
Posted on 7/11/19 at 3:00 pm to pickle311
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