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Escaped Inmate Calls 911 After Ending Up on Siegen Lane, Begs to Return to Prison
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:21 am
Deputies found him near a gas station, nervously declining an offer to buy “real Gucci cologne” from a man with no shoes. He surrendered immediately, telling officers, “Prison has rules. Siegen don’t.”
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BATON ROUGE, La. – A work-release inmate’s escape ended in sheer terror when he found himself stranded on Siegen Lane, an area so notorious for crime and vagrancy that he called 911 and begged to be taken back to prison.
Authorities say the inmate walked off his job site after being fired, only to end up navigating a gauntlet of panhandlers, unlicensed parking attendants, and what one witness described as a “traveling pawn shop” outside the Motel 6.
“He was pacing near a Waffle House, gripping a half-empty Gatorade bottle like it was a weapon,” said one officer. “Looked like he’d seen things.”
Deputies found him near a gas station, nervously declining an offer to buy “real Gucci cologne” from a man with no shoes. He surrendered immediately, telling officers, “Prison has rules. Siegen don’t.”
Authorities say he’s already adjusted back to life behind bars, telling cellmates, “At least in here, the walls keep the crazies out.”
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:23 am to LSUTigerFan247
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stranded on Siegen Lane, an area so notorious for crime and vagrancy

Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:25 am to LSUTigerFan247
There is a story of a guy that robbed a bank of $1 so he could go to prison to get free healthcare.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:36 am to LSUTigerFan247
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nervously declining an offer to buy “real Gucci cologne” from a man with no shoes.
Quality line.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:38 am to LSUTigerFan247
That’s really not too far-fetched.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:40 am to LSUTigerFan247
Siegan is an absolute shite hole.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:42 am to LSUTigerFan247
“The Cop and the Anthem”
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:28 am to LSUTigerFan247
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Prison has rules. Siegen don’t.”
Truff
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:13 am to LSUTigerFan247
I was sure that this was going to be a Sadvocate story.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:51 am to LSUTigerFan247
Hell I thought he had found himself in an actual lake somewhere in Louisiana and was scared of critters....sounds like the critters that spooked him were far more dangerous than any found in a lake, even in Louisiana....
Posted on 3/11/25 at 12:08 pm to AwgustaDawg
I wonder if he came across our buddy Kevin the beggar.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 12:08 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
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There is a story of a guy that robbed a bank of $1 so he could go to prison to get free healthcare.
I have a friend who had a son who had some kind of heart defect from the day he was born. The son had become a man when I knew them and he was meaner than a snake and was CONSTANTLY being arrested for some sort of meanness...fighting, cutting folks, just all manner of ill shite. He took to breaking into people's homes and robbing them and did not particularly care if they were home or not....that sort of crazy "I wanna die" meanness. He fricked around and broke into the wrong house finally and the owner shot his arse twice in the chest with a .38. Police showed up, put him in an ambulance and took him to the hospital where they nursed him back to health. He was sentenced to about 30 years. He served about 2 months when he started having health issues from his original heart condition and being shot. They literally tossed his arse out of the state prison in Alto, Georgia (It is now a women's prison but back then it was where they housed women and men with serious health conditions). The dismissed his conviction COMPLETELY....because the state was not willing to foot the bill for his medical needs.
He did not learn his lesson. He continued to do some shitty stuff and was meaner than ever. He was still being arrested frequently but as soon as they found out about his health all charges were dismissed.
It got so bad that he actually shot a jailer (or nearly did, the story is pretty murky) at the Hart County Georgia Jail while escaping and lead police on a chase through Georgia and South Carolina, finally holing up in a mobile home in Madison County Georgia (Carlton) and keeping the police at bay for about 3 days before he surrendered. He was taken to Athens because of his medical condition (they have better health care at the jail in Athens) and was released about 2 days later when he started complaining of chest pains. His health was in serious decline at that point and everyone thought he was for sure dead but he rallied and, for some reason, straightened up.
He still had several convictions and was more or less out of prison on a humanitarian basis and lived about 20 years like that without being arrested or accused of anything and basically just living...he worked for me during part of this time and was as good an employee as you could ask for....but no jail in Georgia would keep him long because he was a serious liability with whatever was wrong with his heart. He died in his late 40s of a heart attack. He was as mean a son of a bitch who ever shat between a pair of brogan shoes and should have been in prison the last 30 years or so of his life but he wasn't.....
Posted on 3/11/25 at 12:38 pm to AwgustaDawg
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.he worked for me during part of this time and was as good an employee as you could ask for....
DIdn't see that one coming, but good to hear. Surprised the cops just didn't shoot his arse during one of his arrests or let South Carolina deal with him.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 1:53 pm to Funky Tide 8
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I was sure that this was going to be a Sadvocate story.
Thank you
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