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re: Ellen (Elliot) Page is back on the market

Posted on 1/26/21 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/26/21 at 4:57 pm to
Does she have a female penis?

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13965 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:04 pm to
Maybe Emma was put off by the new pair of truck nuts.
This post was edited on 1/26/21 at 5:05 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:06 pm to
I guess Emma's not into dudes
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13692 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:06 pm to
Don’t you dare deadname him, you fascist POS
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:10 pm to
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Does she have a female penis?


I prefer the term clit-dick for women on Testosterone therapy. Unless you’re talking about building a pole vs. digging a hole in which case...I believe she’s pre-op.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10587 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:15 pm to
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Why is Linda Cardellini in this thread?
This post was edited on 1/26/21 at 5:49 pm
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20194 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:15 pm to
That person is unstable. Hope she’s in therapy. Big time suicide/OD candidate.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:24 pm to
You'd be fricked up, too, if Jim Lahey was your dad.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14565 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:30 pm to
Elliot, show me your penis and I will believe you.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12295 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:45 pm to
I am confused by this couple.. or former couple. WHAT?
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20194 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:47 pm to
I’ll make a bet: Ellen Page will be nominated for the Best Actor, or Best Supporting Actor Oscar for the next movie she appears in......regardless of how well she acts or how much the movie might stink. Meryl Streep and Seth Rogan etal will be on the front row clapping so hard their hands might bleed.

ETA: I’m going to hedge my bet and say she’ll be nominated within the next three years.
This post was edited on 1/26/21 at 5:50 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13965 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:51 pm to
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Best Actor, or Best Supporting Actor


Best They Actor or Best They Supporting Actor
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21254 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:52 pm to
Pretty sure she was a reported to be a hermaphrodite long ago before all this transition stuff.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:54 pm to
projectile vomiting in 3...2...1
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:54 pm to
Edgar Page has a lot of issues
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:58 pm to
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Did not hook up with her/him for the record


Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 5:59 pm to
What a fricking train wreck. Soon to be ex is a hose beast too, eek.
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
3479 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 6:16 pm to
Thats not her...
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23186 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 6:20 pm to
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I guess that fixes the Catch 22 if Elliot's wife was still a lesbian.


Still begs the question whether you are born gay or not
Posted by Stagliano
Member since Dec 2020
1661 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 6:25 pm to
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I'd split that little boy like a rail


I choked on my chips and salsa you a hole
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