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re: Dryer Balls - Why are women so gullible?

Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:20 am to
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17797 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:20 am to
Here’s a breakdown of the main benefits based on tests, reviews, and user experiences:
• Reducing drying time — This is the most supported benefit. Many independent home tests and reviews show dryer balls can shorten drying time by 10–40% (e.g., one detailed test saw ~14% reduction on average, another up to 37% on towels). They achieve this by keeping laundry from balling up, allowing better airflow. However, some rigorous tests (like from CHOICE in Australia) found only marginal or no difference, so results vary by load size, dryer type, and how full the dryer is. Larger loads of bulky items (towels, blankets) tend to benefit most.
• Reducing static cling — Wool dryer balls are particularly good at this because wool naturally absorbs moisture and dissipates static. Many users and reviews report little to no static compared to nothing at all, and they often outperform or match dryer sheets for static without chemicals.
• Softening clothes and reducing wrinkles — They help by fluffing fabrics through agitation and separation, leading to softer-feeling laundry and fewer wrinkles (better airflow means less bunching). They don’t add chemical softeners like dryer sheets or liquid fabric softeners do, so the softening is more “natural” and subtle—but effective for many people, especially on towels and linens.
• Other perks — They’re eco-friendly (reusable for hundreds to 1,000+ loads, no waste like single-use dryer sheets), cost-effective long-term, and free of fragrances/chemicals that can irritate skin or coat fabrics over time.
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2360 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:44 am to
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We are tellin you they reduce static cling.


what's the problem with static cling? Forgive me, my wife washes the clothes.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76261 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:47 am to
women like dry balls
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21709 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:47 am to
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what's the problem with static cling?


Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
3601 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:54 am to
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Balls do help cloths dry faster by spreading out the clothes while drying. Not clumping together = faster drying time. Don’t even need to use the ones they sell for drying- a couple of tennis balls will work too


Exactly and anyone saying otherwise is ignorant. I’ve tested this multiple times and it cuts drying time by a good bit depending on the size and type (clothes, towels, comforter, etc) being dried
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2360 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:30 am to
I get that, but y'all are making all this fuss over static? Wash your yoga pants separately.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21854 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:36 am to
I use a dryer sheet and woolen dryer balls. I enjoy the challenge of the search for the missing dryer balls inside of the pile of dried clothing.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9298 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:42 am to
My girl uses both wool balls and hard plastic. My only responsibility is to bring the folded and ironed clothes to my closet from the laundry room. I just close the door if it gets too noisy.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127381 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:53 am to
Wouldn’t know. My wife takes care of the laundry.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3765 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:57 am to
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So I am correct. And the balls do nothing. Absolutely nothing.


As a man who just had a vasectomy, I can confirm this.
Posted by CovingtonCrooner
Covington (future capital of LA)
Member since Aug 2025
92 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:57 am to
Just use tennis balls.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
993 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:03 am to
If they're so bad for you, why hasn't my once-great state of Kommiefornia outlawed them yet?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21709 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:04 am to
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If they're so bad for you, why hasn't my once-great state of Kommiefornia outlawed them yet?


They'll just outlaw the dryer.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25699 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:22 am to
I have managed just fine the last 30 years without them. Put wet clothes in dryer, turn dryer on, clothes comes out dry. No accessories needed
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
993 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:00 am to
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They'll just outlaw the dryer


I forgot about that.
I believe they want to outlaw all NG appliances, including water heaters.

Better hope Nutsack Newscum and his minions don't get into the White House.
Posted by tigerbait17
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
1464 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:02 am to
I always thought that the dryer balls reduce static in your clothes. That's why I use them.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86169 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:28 am to
My unscientific personal observation is that many women, particularly the bored and depressed, have a “ I shop therefore I am “ approach to consumption and materialism. When they shop, and buy useless shite, they can regulate their emotions. Or they fixate on one thing they want just a little out of their grasp- a certain jewelry designer- home decor etc. Not being able to but that thing they cope by buying worthless crap like dryer balls. Without the shopping, they become dysregulated and anxious. I’ve seeen it over and over and over again.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11926 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:41 am to
Before I married, I lived in Houston and had a once a week half day maid. She was excellent. One of the things she taught me was to use the dryer, and when you get around to it, go in, turn it on for an additional 5 minutes and that would fluff out any wrinkles.
Then I moved to NOLA and didn't work any more. There I realized that the fastest way to dry clothes was to hang them on the clothes line in the sun on a sunny day. I even timed the drying of sheets and towels. Line drying was faster and a lot of clothes were 1/4 folded as I took them off the line.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13751 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 12:15 pm to
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Dryer sheets anymore aren't about "static cling"... they're about scent.


This incorrect usage of the word "anymore" makes me irrationally angry.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21709 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 12:18 pm to
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This incorrect usage of the word "anymore" makes me irrationally angry.


Go start a thread on it, buster!
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