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re: Dryer Balls - Why are women so gullible?
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:20 am to deeprig9
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:20 am to deeprig9
Here’s a breakdown of the main benefits based on tests, reviews, and user experiences:
• Reducing drying time — This is the most supported benefit. Many independent home tests and reviews show dryer balls can shorten drying time by 10–40% (e.g., one detailed test saw ~14% reduction on average, another up to 37% on towels). They achieve this by keeping laundry from balling up, allowing better airflow. However, some rigorous tests (like from CHOICE in Australia) found only marginal or no difference, so results vary by load size, dryer type, and how full the dryer is. Larger loads of bulky items (towels, blankets) tend to benefit most.
• Reducing static cling — Wool dryer balls are particularly good at this because wool naturally absorbs moisture and dissipates static. Many users and reviews report little to no static compared to nothing at all, and they often outperform or match dryer sheets for static without chemicals.
• Softening clothes and reducing wrinkles — They help by fluffing fabrics through agitation and separation, leading to softer-feeling laundry and fewer wrinkles (better airflow means less bunching). They don’t add chemical softeners like dryer sheets or liquid fabric softeners do, so the softening is more “natural” and subtle—but effective for many people, especially on towels and linens.
• Other perks — They’re eco-friendly (reusable for hundreds to 1,000+ loads, no waste like single-use dryer sheets), cost-effective long-term, and free of fragrances/chemicals that can irritate skin or coat fabrics over time.
• Reducing drying time — This is the most supported benefit. Many independent home tests and reviews show dryer balls can shorten drying time by 10–40% (e.g., one detailed test saw ~14% reduction on average, another up to 37% on towels). They achieve this by keeping laundry from balling up, allowing better airflow. However, some rigorous tests (like from CHOICE in Australia) found only marginal or no difference, so results vary by load size, dryer type, and how full the dryer is. Larger loads of bulky items (towels, blankets) tend to benefit most.
• Reducing static cling — Wool dryer balls are particularly good at this because wool naturally absorbs moisture and dissipates static. Many users and reviews report little to no static compared to nothing at all, and they often outperform or match dryer sheets for static without chemicals.
• Softening clothes and reducing wrinkles — They help by fluffing fabrics through agitation and separation, leading to softer-feeling laundry and fewer wrinkles (better airflow means less bunching). They don’t add chemical softeners like dryer sheets or liquid fabric softeners do, so the softening is more “natural” and subtle—but effective for many people, especially on towels and linens.
• Other perks — They’re eco-friendly (reusable for hundreds to 1,000+ loads, no waste like single-use dryer sheets), cost-effective long-term, and free of fragrances/chemicals that can irritate skin or coat fabrics over time.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:44 am to SallysHuman
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We are tellin you they reduce static cling.
what's the problem with static cling? Forgive me, my wife washes the clothes.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:47 am to AaronDeTiger
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what's the problem with static cling?

Posted on 2/20/26 at 8:54 am to OhioLSUfan
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Balls do help cloths dry faster by spreading out the clothes while drying. Not clumping together = faster drying time. Don’t even need to use the ones they sell for drying- a couple of tennis balls will work too
Exactly and anyone saying otherwise is ignorant. I’ve tested this multiple times and it cuts drying time by a good bit depending on the size and type (clothes, towels, comforter, etc) being dried
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:30 am to SallysHuman
I get that, but y'all are making all this fuss over static? Wash your yoga pants separately.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:36 am to deeprig9
I use a dryer sheet and woolen dryer balls. I enjoy the challenge of the search for the missing dryer balls inside of the pile of dried clothing. 
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:42 am to LegendInMyMind
My girl uses both wool balls and hard plastic. My only responsibility is to bring the folded and ironed clothes to my closet from the laundry room. I just close the door if it gets too noisy.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:53 am to deeprig9
Wouldn’t know. My wife takes care of the laundry.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 9:57 am to deeprig9
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So I am correct. And the balls do nothing. Absolutely nothing.
As a man who just had a vasectomy, I can confirm this.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:03 am to olemc999
If they're so bad for you, why hasn't my once-great state of Kommiefornia outlawed them yet?
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:04 am to guzziguy
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If they're so bad for you, why hasn't my once-great state of Kommiefornia outlawed them yet?
They'll just outlaw the dryer.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 10:22 am to deeprig9
I have managed just fine the last 30 years without them. Put wet clothes in dryer, turn dryer on, clothes comes out dry. No accessories needed
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:00 am to SallysHuman
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They'll just outlaw the dryer
I forgot about that.
I believe they want to outlaw all NG appliances, including water heaters.
Better hope Nutsack Newscum and his minions don't get into the White House.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:02 am to deeprig9
I always thought that the dryer balls reduce static in your clothes. That's why I use them.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:28 am to deeprig9
My unscientific personal observation is that many women, particularly the bored and depressed, have a “ I shop therefore I am “ approach to consumption and materialism. When they shop, and buy useless shite, they can regulate their emotions. Or they fixate on one thing they want just a little out of their grasp- a certain jewelry designer- home decor etc. Not being able to but that thing they cope by buying worthless crap like dryer balls. Without the shopping, they become dysregulated and anxious. I’ve seeen it over and over and over again.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 11:41 am to Lsupimp
Before I married, I lived in Houston and had a once a week half day maid. She was excellent. One of the things she taught me was to use the dryer, and when you get around to it, go in, turn it on for an additional 5 minutes and that would fluff out any wrinkles.
Then I moved to NOLA and didn't work any more. There I realized that the fastest way to dry clothes was to hang them on the clothes line in the sun on a sunny day. I even timed the drying of sheets and towels. Line drying was faster and a lot of clothes were 1/4 folded as I took them off the line.
Then I moved to NOLA and didn't work any more. There I realized that the fastest way to dry clothes was to hang them on the clothes line in the sun on a sunny day. I even timed the drying of sheets and towels. Line drying was faster and a lot of clothes were 1/4 folded as I took them off the line.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 12:15 pm to SallysHuman
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Dryer sheets anymore aren't about "static cling"... they're about scent.
This incorrect usage of the word "anymore" makes me irrationally angry.
Posted on 2/20/26 at 12:18 pm to chryso
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This incorrect usage of the word "anymore" makes me irrationally angry.
Go start a thread on it, buster!
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