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re: Drunk chick tells boyfriend she wants to sleep with Barry Sanders

Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33114 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:23 pm to
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Someone close to this guy, please tell him she is NOT wife material. Not now, not ever.


Fingers crossed someone tells him.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3754 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:24 pm to
That’s the guy with the chick who said any man would “simp” for her. Those videos look staged to me.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 2:34 pm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15767 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:28 pm to
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Maybe she said Bernie Sanders, that would make more sense than Barry


Would it? How do you figure that?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
938 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Would it? How do you figure that?


Yeah she says “junior” later so clearly she’s talking about Sander’s kid. She also said they’re “both athletes”, so unless we’re talking about the socialist mental gymnastics, it’s not Bernie.

Cleat -chasing obscure athletes tells me she has really thought this through, then she says it on camera. Baw, run.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2877 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:48 pm to
I foresee problems for that baw
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81851 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:51 pm to
There was a good reply on Twitter explaining how it might be staged.

Idk tho it could be real. There are definitely a lot of chicks like this, especially at her age and with her entitlement
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Maybe she said Bernie Sanders, that would make more sense than Barry


Is this the native American athlete or is he the black athlete?

Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3241 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:56 pm to
As my grandpa would say " better to wish you were married.. Than to wish you weren't". Dude is 22...
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81851 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

As my grandpa would say " better to wish you were married.. Than to wish you weren't". Dude is 22..


That's such a true statement. I've heard things like this but not this exact derivation. Definitely stealing it.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:04 pm to
I’m shocked she knows who Barry sanders is much less wants to bang that old dude. She must have it bad
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 3:05 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4140 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:06 pm to
Kid is a rookie.

Always make the broad answer first.

Ladies first.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:07 pm to
dude's vocabulary is limited to "that's crazy"
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15664 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:37 pm to
He needs to dump her immediately unless he wants to live the cuck life.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29822 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:39 pm to
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet. Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”


Impressively specific.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78684 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:49 pm to
A woman who would take what she perceives as a better deal? Next thing you know you'll tell me men like cleavage.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7320 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:50 pm to
22 yo male with a 26 yo female is a pretty decent gap. She’s been around the block and he’s still a baby.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49700 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:21 pm to
Nice jammies
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112675 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:27 pm to
Did you jerk off while typing that?
Posted by JamesVinson
Austin
Member since Feb 2024
620 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:29 pm to
Painful to watch.
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