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re: Door to door sales guy knocked at 10pm

Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13709 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:17 pm to
Just think of what you might have missed out on...


Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8127 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:17 pm to
All I'm hearing is you passed up a perfectly good opportunity for a menage a trois
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72793 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

I sell doors door to door
An adorable craft.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4643 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:21 pm to
These bugs are crawling from under the woodwork.
Scams are everywhere in an economy such as we have now.
Crooks.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12457 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

This is the opposite of hustle.


Yea - he isn’t squeezing every bit out of the tube. He’s actively annoying people due to lack of understanding social norms.

Not fun to teach motivation. Also not fun to teach very basic human behavioral expectations though.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61276 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:28 pm to
Yeah frick all that. I hate a door to door salesman in general, but if you are knocking that late at night, you can sure as hell screw off.

Only late night experience I’ve ever had like that was one of those meth heads with a freezer in their truck selling steaks pulled up in my driveway at 9:00 one night trying to do his sales pitch.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59405 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7894 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:30 pm to
I remember when door to door sales were built on the promise of encountering the occasional lusty housewife answering the door while wearing only a towel.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34907 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:31 pm to
Bad idea unless you are selling bullet proof vests.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4325 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:34 pm to
He was high.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23446 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:37 pm to
I will answer with gun in hand just out of sight. Just long enough conversation to let them know we aren’t interested. Not rude… but curt. Rude starts if they don’t immediately leave.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46255 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:41 pm to
It’s 2024 there’s almost zero reason anyone should be knocking on my door unexpectedly.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:42 pm to
I'll ask my butler how he handles these situations.
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2506 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:50 pm to
frick that. My dog would’ve raised pure hell and woken up my kids. I would be pissed. I would let the dog out. She might not bite him but she might.
Posted by WM88
West Monroe
Member since Aug 2004
1974 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 6:52 pm to
I think that's illegal
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53123 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 7:19 pm to
Sometimes I go to bed when it’s still daylight. I wouldn’t be too happy.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 7:30 pm to
I had one who knocked on my door at 10:00 PM on a Friday when he earlier that week knocked on my door about my security system at around 5:00 PM, but he had another guy with him and said he could lower my bill by $15 a month. I’m in sales, so I figured I’d at least hear him out knowing how people can be dicks and he might have a product I’d be interested in.

Then I just realized he wasn’t a good person but a snake oil salesman, and said I had to sign now for it or he couldn’t make that deal again. I call bullshite and say if his product is as good as he says that he wouldn’t mind if I waited two or three days to make an educated decision. He then insulted me saying he thought I was smart enough to know a lifetime deal when I saw one and left with his coworker. fricking dick who couldn’t sell shite and I just heard him out because I was nice.

Well 10:00 PM Friday I had some friends coming over for some cocktails, smoking pot, and watching a movie and the doorbell rings. I go downstairs, and it’s not my friend, but that fricking a-hole again and this time alone. He immediately says “Hey, saw that your lights were on and sorry I was a dick the other day but I had to show the guy I was training how it’s done. Now let’s go talk about your security system upstairs and I can give you a hell of a deal.”

This time he had the misfortune of running into me already half in the bag, pissed off, and this is the single biggest a-hole sales move I’ve ever seen so I lit into his arse: “Listen you fricking a-hole, don’t you fricking knock on my door trying to sell me shite at 10:00 PM on Friday or any night. In fact you better not come here again. You’re the biggest a-hole salesman I've ever seen, and I wouldn’t purchase from you if you were trying to sell me the Fountain of Youth.” Then just slammed the door in his face.
This post was edited on 7/17/24 at 7:50 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58456 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 7:33 pm to
I live I the city of Baton Rouge - I don’t answer the door at 10pm, or any other time of the day
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3078 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 7:33 pm to
Magazine sales? By chance?
Scam. They can get violent too.
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