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Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:35 pm to Wtodd

He looks like an 84-month note on a third-hand Lexus sedan.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:45 pm to Wtodd
Money hustling preachers are the worst.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:54 pm to Pettifogger
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this is one of the many subjects that is pretty much completely out of bounds for satire/humor/most media in this country
Bernie Mac/Steve Harvey schtick. Whitey can't really leverage it but those that are a like shade can certainly stretch it for what it's worth.
There's a Steve Harvey bit that comes on XM Comedy a good bit about him and his wife attending a ghetto wedding that is funny AF
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:06 pm to Wtodd
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Carlton Funderburke
I'd consider open hand slapping the dude just for the name.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:50 pm to Saskwatch
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him and his wife attending a ghetto wedding that is funny AF
Get on up and shake that booty, come on girl now shake that booty!
Cold arse wedding, dawg…cold arse wedding
Flower girls throwing sunflower seeds, folks picking them up, pop it in they mouth
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:33 pm to Wtodd
I have known Carlton Funderburke my whole life (I always had a pretty good memory, even for a baby) and he has ALWAYS, ALWAYS placed his god first and his congregation second. Apparently he found a sweet spot there between first and second, but who’s counting.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:48 pm to Wtodd
And yet his congregation will still hang around and keep giving him money.
This dude 100% gets paid off by democrat politicians too.
This dude 100% gets paid off by democrat politicians too.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:49 pm to LeonardFourthmeal
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I have known Carlton Funderburke my whole life (I always had a pretty good memory, even for a baby) and he has ALWAYS, ALWAYS placed his god first and his congregation second. Apparently he found a sweet spot there between first and second, but who’s counting.

Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:50 pm to Wtodd
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r berating 'cheap' congregation for not buying him designer watch
If most OT posters were pastors
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:56 pm to Wtodd
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I’m not worth your McDonald’s money? I’m not worth your Red Lobster money?
Nah, man. Your arse is not superior to cheddah bay biscuits.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:00 pm to Wtodd
I wonder how many married women in his church he is banging?
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:05 pm to OweO
Well the link sucks and is full of ads.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:09 pm to tgrbaitn08
Are you blitzed out of your mind? What are you talking about?
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:14 pm to Wtodd
Maybe his congregation donated a certain percentage of the tips they leave at restaurants
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:23 pm to Solo Cam
quote:There is no doubt hell is full of these kinds of crack pot scam pastors. Must be pretty awkward being a pastor your whole life and still ending up there
I feel like fake people who use others faith and church for their own personal gain have a special spot in hell reserved.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:48 pm to Wtodd
Jesus would have worn the 25 dollar Timex.
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