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re: Don't be a cheapass at this church

Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16013 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:35 pm to
"something something false prophets"
-Jesus
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18923 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:35 pm to


He looks like an 84-month note on a third-hand Lexus sedan.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:36 pm
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17228 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:45 pm to
Money hustling preachers are the worst.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17999 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

this is one of the many subjects that is pretty much completely out of bounds for satire/humor/most media in this country


Bernie Mac/Steve Harvey schtick. Whitey can't really leverage it but those that are a like shade can certainly stretch it for what it's worth.

There's a Steve Harvey bit that comes on XM Comedy a good bit about him and his wife attending a ghetto wedding that is funny AF
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:56 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71777 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:06 pm to
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Carlton Funderburke

I'd consider open hand slapping the dude just for the name.
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9509 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

him and his wife attending a ghetto wedding that is funny AF


Get on up and shake that booty, come on girl now shake that booty!

Cold arse wedding, dawg…cold arse wedding

Flower girls throwing sunflower seeds, folks picking them up, pop it in they mouth
Posted by LeonardFourthmeal
Member since Oct 2015
36 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:33 pm to
I have known Carlton Funderburke my whole life (I always had a pretty good memory, even for a baby) and he has ALWAYS, ALWAYS placed his god first and his congregation second. Apparently he found a sweet spot there between first and second, but who’s counting.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138138 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:48 pm to
And yet his congregation will still hang around and keep giving him money.

This dude 100% gets paid off by democrat politicians too.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138138 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

I have known Carlton Funderburke my whole life (I always had a pretty good memory, even for a baby) and he has ALWAYS, ALWAYS placed his god first and his congregation second. Apparently he found a sweet spot there between first and second, but who’s counting.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18631 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

r berating 'cheap' congregation for not buying him designer watch


If most OT posters were pastors
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106238 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I’m not worth your McDonald’s money? I’m not worth your Red Lobster money?


Nah, man. Your arse is not superior to cheddah bay biscuits.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16168 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:00 pm to
I wonder how many married women in his church he is banging?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:05 pm to
Well the link sucks and is full of ads.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120245 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:09 pm to
Are you blitzed out of your mind? What are you talking about?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104365 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:10 pm to
He didn't ask for a Patek
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:14 pm to
Maybe his congregation donated a certain percentage of the tips they leave at restaurants
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38919 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:23 pm to
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I feel like fake people who use others faith and church for their own personal gain have a special spot in hell reserved.


There is no doubt hell is full of these kinds of crack pot scam pastors. Must be pretty awkward being a pastor your whole life and still ending up there

This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 8:24 pm
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13425 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:48 pm to
Jesus would have worn the 25 dollar Timex.

Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4977 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:32 pm to
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