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re: Dog vs UPS Driver vs dog owner... who you got?
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:14 pm to Obtuse1
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:14 pm to Obtuse1
I'm taking the UPS driver.
I don't think I have ever seen a UPS driver deliver to my residence that was fat or out of shape, Walking (sometimes running) and toting boxes all day will keep you fit.
I don't think I have ever seen a UPS driver deliver to my residence that was fat or out of shape, Walking (sometimes running) and toting boxes all day will keep you fit.
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Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:14 pm to Obtuse1
UPS dude squared up like Dustin Poirier.
IGBBMN
IGBBMN
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:16 pm to Obtuse1
UPS are Teamsters they can get away with now shite than other delivery drivers. Like postal employees their union is strong and it's hard for them to get in trouble
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:25 pm to Iko
Dog owner is lucky that was UPS. If it were a cop, the owner would be digging a grave.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:27 pm to AUJACK
quote:20 years of owning a business, I can say that I've never seen an out of shape UPS driver. Now FedEx or USPS?
I don't think I have ever seen a UPS driver deliver to my residence that was fat or out of shape, Walking (sometimes running) and toting boxes all day will keep you fit.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:27 pm to Obtuse1
Team UPS
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:34 pm to Obtuse1
From a cursory glance, that dog was coming in hot. The driver did the right thing.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:34 pm to Obtuse1
Why did the driver try to square up the dog owner? It didn't look like he was coming over to fight.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:40 pm to duckblind56
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Dogs, no. Pits and anything that has a drop of Pit blood in it, yes.
Don't forget German Shepards. They are bigger, more agile, just as unpredictable, even when trained, and the kicker, they're not trustworthy police. The epitome of "with friends like these, who needs enemies"
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:23 pm to TheWalrus
quote:same with muslims.
Dogs should be illegal, I will never be on a dog owner’s side for anything.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:36 pm to Obtuse1
frick that dog owner. He ordered the shite and knew it was coming. The ups driver was defending himself from imminent harm. He could have checked my knuckles too. Old man strength would have taken him and that flea bitten beast out. Me and Bob The Terrible would have handled business.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:50 pm to HogBalls
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Driver was already having a really bad day before he made this delivery.
Yep & he's going to have a bad day at the wrong house eventually.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:27 pm to Obtuse1
Toss the box at the dog then retreat to your truck gtfo. As a homeowner you toss that box at my dog we gonna dance. UPS driver is a count
Posted on 7/1/26 at 11:32 pm to Obtuse1
Anyone else notice at the 4 second mark it sounds like the dog ran head first into a gong?
Posted on 7/2/26 at 12:12 am to Obtuse1
What a pussified ups driver
Our ups driver has the code to my garbage doors and plays with my 2 labs when he opens door to place package on my outside fridge.
Our ups driver has the code to my garbage doors and plays with my 2 labs when he opens door to place package on my outside fridge.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 1:31 am to Obtuse1
frick That POS animal owner.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 1:40 am to Crimson1L
What would you have him do then? He's got to deliver his package to do his job, and he gets rushed by a pit and squared up on by a meth head for his efforts.
Dude left his pit out when he knew a delivery was comng. frick him and his dog.
Dude left his pit out when he knew a delivery was comng. frick him and his dog.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:42 am to Obtuse1
I was a UPS driver from 1987-1998 and faced that situation many times. All that driver had to do was use that package as a shield and the dog would stopped in his tracks. I used to just hold out my clipboard out and they would back off. It was uncanny how effective that was. I don’t know why he wanted to mix it up with the customer. That will get him in more trouble than throwing the package. I would have just walked back to my package car, laid on the horn and waited for the customer to come to me. Otherwise, he’s not getting his package that day.
Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:50 am to Obtuse1
My UPS driver pulls up wearing white Oakley's, blaring foo fighters (or some other 90/00s rock), and then pets my dogs. He is awesome 
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:16 am to Obtuse1
in my previous life I was a UPS cover driver. My DIAD board had teeth marks on it where I would shove it into an aggressive dogs mouth to give it something to chew on instead of me. I was only actually bitten once.... by a dog that looked like a chihuahua-fiest mix. Little fricker snuck up on me quieter than limp wristed mosquito. 
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