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Posted on 9/2/24 at 11:23 pm to Doofus
Save some sex for the rest of us, sheesh
Posted on 9/2/24 at 11:24 pm to TigrrrDad
You know that thing is punt sized, right? You can just boop him away. That sounds hellish not being able to enjoy your partner.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 11:25 pm to Lexag
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That sounds hellish not being able to enjoy your partner.
Agreed, and I don’t have a dog
Posted on 9/3/24 at 4:44 am to Doofus
I was pounding a girl doggy style when I felt something stick my nut sack. It happened again and I thought maybe it was one of her fingernails because she had been playing with my balls.
It was a kitten that had crawled onto the bed and was swatting my nuts as they swayed.
It was a kitten that had crawled onto the bed and was swatting my nuts as they swayed.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 5:56 am to Doofus
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Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex?
Does your dog attempt to throw water on y’all?
Posted on 9/3/24 at 6:10 am to LSUtoBOOT

No dogs in the bed...
I love my dog, but she sleeps in her bed next to me unless it's really bad weather.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 6:37 am to Doofus
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Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex? I have had two dogs in my time of being sexually active, and they both just go apeshit crazy when they realize it is go time with the wife. Just wondering if this is a universal experience.
We have to put my wife's cur dog in his kennel. My lab just stares at us with sad eyes but the cur gets pissed off.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 6:39 am to Doofus
Maybe you're being too ruff?
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 7:57 am to Ancient Astronaut
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You let your dogs watch you????

Posted on 9/3/24 at 8:39 am to LSUTigahss
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I’ve put the perverts in the hall before. Nothing like looking up mid stroke and locking eyes with your 75lb dog.
Same. One of our dogs is 100+ and is very protective over my wife. Not sure he'd even let us do the deed.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 8:45 am to Doofus
I have a friend who used to have a female dog that he involved in most aspects of life (ie like brining her everywhere with him). He said she would lose her mind when he would have random lady friends over.
In one instance she tried to attack the lady while they were doing the sex, then pissed and shite all over her clothes on the floor.
Our dog seems to know what’s up and tries to just curl up in a ball and mind his own business.
In one instance she tried to attack the lady while they were doing the sex, then pissed and shite all over her clothes on the floor.
Our dog seems to know what’s up and tries to just curl up in a ball and mind his own business.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 11:20 am to Doofus
I do not understand how or why people put up with dogs in their life. At best, a dog is a barely-controlled collection of instincts and urges completely at odds with both polite society and my own plans. An animal living in my house that has some weird sexual attachment to my wife? Not acceptable.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 11:26 am to Porpus
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At best, a dog is a barely-controlled collection of instincts and urges completely at odds with both polite society
What?
Nah.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 11:48 am to Doofus
We kick our two out of the bedroom and the scratch and bark right outside the damn door. I’ve told the wife (no pics) the dogs need to die
Posted on 9/3/24 at 11:49 am to Doofus
Only when we get in doggie style, then he looks at me like I don't know what I'm doing.
Posted on 9/3/24 at 12:46 pm to Doofus
i came in here to lend my expertise to whatever question was posed.
i was not expecting this.....i got nothing for you.
i was not expecting this.....i got nothing for you.
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