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re: Does the art of shammin' still exist?

Posted on 3/27/23 at 12:36 am to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28447 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 12:36 am to
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Anyways, I consider three months of free leave to be the crowning achievement of my time in the e-4 mafia


I had a similar experience as an O1. I was at Benning for IOBC and after graduation I was supposed to go around the corner to Ranger school but there was a 10 day delay. When I ask they said don't bother to go back to Bragg just remain here on TDY. This was great because I was in a 1 bedroom in the BOQs usually reserved for field grade officers but it is what they had left when I reported for IOBC. Big room, everything paid for except long distance, and had maids that came in every day. So I just planned to play a couple of rounds of golf a day at the base course. About 3 days in I received notice I had been pushed back to a later Ranger school class 5 weeks later. I figured frick it, they will call me if I am supposed to do something different. About a month in making that sweet TDY I saw the training company XO at the O club and he ask me why I was still around, I told him and he said I needed to start coming into the training company HQ every day. Oh well. I showed up the next day and after sitting doing nothing with a guy from my IOBC class who had gotten a DUI about a week before graduation and was waiting for his Art. 15 the XO said don't bother coming in anymore, we have nothing for you to do, if we need you we will call you. Back to working on the handicap. I ended up having almost 6 weeks off, dropped a couple of strokes, and got back in better shape for Ranger school because PT was limited in IOBC. The only negative was the shock of going from vacation directly to the Benning Phase of Ranger School. I remember daydreaming in the worm pit that I was playing golf a few miles away.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10148 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 12:43 am to
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if we need you we will call you.


This the cue for everyone to shut their mouths and go to the gym. Ask no questions.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36388 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 12:59 am to
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This was great because I was in a 1 bedroom in the BOQs usually reserved for field grade officers but it is what they had left when I reported for IOBC.
Nice. I added to my post that I was a geo-bachelor and we lived in leased apartments off-post. Two guys in a nice 2 bedroom. It would take a next-level shammer to get away with that in the barracks.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36388 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:02 am to
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This the cue for everyone to shut their mouths and go to the gym. Ask no questions.
The only good thing about cell phones in the army.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 1:53 am to

Q-Shamman kinda looks like a bald Whistlin Diesel


Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6842 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 6:41 am to
The ability of an an E-4 to sleep anywhere at anytime rivals a cat.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
44349 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 6:43 am to
I'm part of the O3 sham mafia
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54794 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 7:00 am to
I managed to sham in basic. Several times.
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1035 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 7:01 am to
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once went three months in Germany without going to work at all.

If their was an E 4 hall of fame they would name the building after you.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18601 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 7:07 am to
Making it look like you do way more than you actually do is the only way to really survive.

If you come to work and legit busy your arse, you are gonna run out of stuff to do very quickly
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54794 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 2:45 pm to
That's impressive
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 2:52 pm to
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Anyways, I consider three months of free leave to be the crowning achievement of my time in the e-4 mafia.




As a former consigliere I applaud you. Well done.
Posted by Mumbler
Emerald Coast
Member since Aug 2021
257 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 2:59 pm to
I was a shammin mofo. That shield was a badge of honor.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
9481 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12560 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 3:10 pm to
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It is still the core ethos of the E4 mafia.


My last two years in I became a master of not giving a single iota of a frick.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25330 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 3:10 pm to
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in the army


The shamarai still exist in the army.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25330 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 3:16 pm to
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I'm part of the O3 sham mafia


frick YOU!!!!


















Sir…
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21691 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 3:49 pm to
Angry Cops on YouTube has a character called Dirt Bag Private who teaches young soldiers how to sham. His Dirt Bag Pruvate skits are usually pretty funny.

I didn't realize this was so prevalent in the Army.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54794 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 4:10 pm to
Managed to do eight straight hours of shammin once in jump school.
Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3232 posts
Posted on 3/27/23 at 4:14 pm to
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I guess, because I have no idea wtf you are talking about.

You probably weren't enlisted, then. Shamming is a skill required for survival by all junior enlisted soldiers.
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