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re: Does anyone here have, "rules," they live by?

Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by BigWhiskeyRiffer
Member since Nov 2018
101 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:43 pm to
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28432 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:13 pm to
It's not really like that. It's more about trying not to be a lazy piece of shite.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117743 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city


I once played with a guy named Austin and that sucker lost is arse within 20 mins..
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189047 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:20 pm to
if a man ( or someone that claims to be a man) can't stand on his word. He's a piece of shite.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102505 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:26 pm to
Always use a trash bag one size bigger than the trash can.

Buy duct tape, a tarp, and a shovel now in case you need it later.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70445 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:28 pm to
There's a schmuck in every situation. If you take a fair appraisal of any situation and can't figure out who the schmuck is, it's you.


Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10070 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:33 pm to
Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14969 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:48 pm to
1.) Never Pay Retail

2.) Everyone lies. Your parents. Your family. Your spouse. Your kids. Your friends. Your boss. Your coworkers. Your pastor. Your girlfriend. Everyone. Understanding that this is reality will help you deal with it when it happens. So many people are unprepared for it. Never understood it.

3.) Never be afraid to pitch the deal. In a negotiation, no matter how badly your offer misses the mark or doesn't live up to what was demanded, never let ego or shame get in the way of making the offer. Never be afraid of a woman that's too beautiful, an offer that's not enough, or being too embarrassed to admit what you want.

You don't make 100% of the shots not taken.

That's not to say you shouldn't respect the person on the other side of a negotiation, offer or deal. Just that shame and ego =/= respect.

4.) Life is a numbers game. Everything in it is a numbers game. If you will get past the no and look forward to it as it's just getting you closer to a yes, then you'll go a long way in life. Sounds like a sales gimmick. It is. But it is translatable to everything.

Apply enough and you'll eventually get the job. Ask enough women and one'll go home with you. Cook a steak enough times and you'll figure out how to do it correctly. Push enough people away from you in life and you'll be left with...no one else to push.

Mastering any craft takes repetition and willingness. In other words: it's a numbers game. Do it enough and you'll get the hang of it.

5.) Nothing takes days. The only exception to this rule is a pregnancy. Things can get done-or ended-immediately. Just depends on a person's willpower and available capacity. Never let anyone lie and tell you otherwise.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77249 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:50 pm to
Never underestimate the other guy’s greed.

Fake it till you make it.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:55 pm to
Nothing good happens after midnight.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102505 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

5.) Nothing takes days. The only exception to this rule is a pregnancy.


Beer fermentation takes days if not weeks.

Aging whiskey takes years.

Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
42834 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 5:58 pm to
Never trust a fart, never waste a boner.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41620 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:02 pm to
Never be afraid to walk away from a deal.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189047 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Never be afraid to walk away from a deal.


or roll away from a bet
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
18489 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:06 pm to
1. Do what is right.
2. Don’t forget rule number one.
Posted by MissWalkOn
Member since Nov 2019
217 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:09 pm to
I used to live by a rule to never take advice from anyone on the OTL but I’m seeing some good stuff in this thread.

I still don’t trust it though
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
3021 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:11 pm to
Never eat yellow snow.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117743 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:14 pm to
- Do not trust anyone. Always question someone's motive.

- Don't overvalue loyalty. Don't be too loyal to the point it makes you blind.

- Be a decent person. Help people when you are able to do so, but don't let someone take advantage of you (which is why you help those in need.. Not in want),

- Do be afraid to "toot your own horn" because no one will do it for you.
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6198 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:18 pm to
Don’t shite where you eat
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
2853 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 6:30 pm to
Never trust a man with 3 first names.
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