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re: Does anyone here have a road beer after work?

Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:00 pm to
It's called drinking and driving.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17083 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:10 pm to
I think drunk driving is safer than texting and driving. Your reflexes may be slow, but at least you have your eyes on the road the whole time.
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1166 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I think drunk driving is safer than texting and driving. Your reflexes may be slow, but at least you have your eyes on the road the whole time.


Probably is for most. However the legal ramifications for a DUI are far greater. I don't feel like spending a couple thousand dollars in fines and another couple on a lawyer and losing my license over a couple of beers. That can wait till I get home if I feel the need.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6860 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:22 pm to
I’ll do a road jerk every once in a while if it’s been a long day, but I’d never drink and drive.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48599 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I think drunk driving is safer than texting and driving. Your reflexes may be slow, but at least you have your eyes on the road the whole time.




Shhh. Don't let MADD hear you say that?

But it's 100% true unless you're sloppy arse drunk and over .17% BAC.
This post was edited on 7/21/22 at 3:28 pm
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10680 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

In all seriousness, it is a trashy, low rent thing to do.


Why?

Like OP, this is something that hasn’t ever crossed my mind. Now I’m apt to have a road beer on the way to the Astros game tonight.
Posted by NOLAVOL16
Member since Jan 2022
898 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 4:26 pm to
I put this into a similar category as a shower beer. You could do it. But why?
This post was edited on 7/21/22 at 4:32 pm
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17916 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 4:35 pm to
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a man...or a butch lesbian woman


It's on Friday and it's a "grown arse man or a Lesbionic woman"
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20950 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 4:35 pm to

I used to 20 years ago. A tall boy for the last half hour on uncluttered four lane. Then I realized I couldn't live with the aftermath of a possible accident, so I quit doing it.

It tastes just as good when you get home anyway.
Posted by bdavids09
Member since Jun 2017
1022 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:18 pm to
I used to till a few years ago. I used to get off work and take the long way home and listen to talk radio and have 4-8 beers depending on my mood. I had to stop because I was so fat and miserable. One time I crashed into a ditch on a rural road and some guy pulled over and helped pull me out. Never got pulled over once even though I did that every day for 15 years.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
15562 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:24 pm to
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I had a friend tell me the same thing. He's goes to AA meetings now.


Quitter.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
8482 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:26 pm to
Used to do that when I worked in production. I'm not sure there's anything better than a cold beer on the way home after sweating your dick off doing manuals labor all day.

Ann Richards fricked us originally, then Rick Perry fricked the passengers. The bastards.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70279 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:31 pm to
Back in my manual labor days, I used to carpool with bossman in his truck. On the way home, he'd get a 12 pack of bud light and a couple of pepsis because they were also in blue cans in case a cop pulled us over we were just drinking pepsi. I always had to piss like a mofo by the time I got home.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42777 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Does anyone here have a road beer after work?


I prefer road head from your wife after work.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14774 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:42 pm to
We had road beers back in my oilfield days. Even working morning tower it was nothing drinking beer at 7am while driving off the location. Sometimes someone would pull the cap off of a whisky bottle, throw the cap out the window and everyone rode around in the truck till the bottle was empty.
Hardly ever touch any of it now.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7529 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:44 pm to
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Its crazy how times have changed. My uncle (who is now in his 80s) tells the story of how he used to drive down hwy 1 to go pick up his stack of newspapers he delivered when he was 9 years old.


My wife's aunt (RIP) used to drive the school bus. She picked up all the kids, drove them to school, then went in herself. She was only in the 9th or 10th grade, and had no license because the state hadn't started issuing them yet. She had to cross the Conecuh river to get to school and told the story of how the river was up over the bridge during a flood. She made a couple of the kids get out and walk ahead of her so she could see where the bridge was. She never was that good of a driver, but she took her new car for a spin on her 100th birthday.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10795 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:44 pm to
Usually not. It now that you have me thinking about it….
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58089 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:48 pm to
I’m curious what an open container fine is in texas on average. The law says “up to $500” per container but do they always max it out? Or is it common to get a much lower fine?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4580 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:51 pm to


It’s like Butthead once said at AA, “What’s one beer gonna do?”
This post was edited on 7/21/22 at 5:56 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281858 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 5:51 pm to
Used to love a tall one on the way home from a softball game in the heat, when I lived in La. Nothing like cranking up the AC, music and popping a top for the drive home.

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