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Doctors warn women not to wipe their cooter juice into their baby's mouth& face

Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:24 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:24 am
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The practice, also known as microbirthing, involves wiping the swab over the baby's mouth, eyes, face and skin to bring it into contact with bacteria from the birth canal...so-called "vaginal seeding", when a swab from the mother's vagina is wiped into a newborn's mouth


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C-section babies have slightly increased risk of developing conditions such as obesity, allergies and autoimmune diseases later in life.

Cunnington said a theory has developed that this may be because the bacteria the baby is exposed to in the birth canal during a vaginal birth colonise the baby's gut, so exposing those who miss out on it might help protect them


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"People have made a leap of logic that gut bacteria must be the link between caesarean section and risk of these diseases," Cunningham said. "But we just don't know this for sure - or whether we can even influence this by transferring bacteria on a swab from mum to baby."

He added that while there is no evidence of benefits from "vaginal seeding", the practice has potential risks such as transferring harmful bacteria to the baby


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Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3332 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:26 am to
what about from direct contact with your mom? does that work as well?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to
I put cooter in my mouth all the time


Am I gonna die now?
Posted by Choctaw
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Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to
if my wife can't rub her snail trail on my kids face than i don't want to live on this planet anymore
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 10:29 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74628 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to
Wait... Mothers are wiping their freaking pussy juice into their newborn's mouth?!? What the frick?!? Ill bet these are the same ones who refuse to immunize their kids. But some pussy juice from momma is ok.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:28 am to
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Mothers are wiping their freaking pussy juice into their newborn's mouth
this is rape

But seriously, this is totally fricked up
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 10:29 am
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:36 am to
That's disgusting. Who comes up with this? Are a bunch of women sitting around and suddenly one of them says "Hey, I have a good idea, let me go get a cotton swab".
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:39 am to
fricking moms.



some of the more miserable people on this planet.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:42 am to
The final nail in the coffin for those that didn't believe all women are batshit crazy.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:43 am to
is this really a thing? fakkin gross
Posted by Tony The Tiger
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Member since Sep 2003
2744 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Cunnington


quote:

Cunningham


Ironic names are ironic.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52637 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:47 am to
W T F ?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179917 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Doctors warn women not to wipe their cooter juice into their baby's mouth& face


welcome to OT hump day.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22345 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:50 am to
This is what happens when you run out of real problems.

Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:51 am to
This is a legit thing and more and more hospitals in Europe are doing it.

C-Section babies are denied this essential dose of maternal probiotics that they can never get again.

Think about it, this is a maternal colony tens of thousands of years old that you deprive your baby of if you C-section. This helps mitigate the effects.

PubMed
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:54 am to
I see 4chan is at it again.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179917 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:56 am to
that's fricking gross, i would throw up on her pudgy fricking belly.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74628 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:57 am to
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This is a legit thing and more and more hospitals in Europe are doing it.



Oh, Europe is doing it? Well that changes everything. Everyone knows Europe is so much more enlightened than us dumbfricks here in America. That's why so many Americans are going to Europe for medical care nowadays.

Both my kids were born via c-section. Better text the wife and tell her to get a cotton swab ready for when she gets back from picking up the kids from school today.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:00 am to
Too late, your kids are already at a disadvantage.
Posted by Tony The Tiger
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2003
2744 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:06 am to
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I see 4chan is at it again.




I will be myself and shite all over the beach next to her. As I was born. FREE MEN.
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