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Doctors warn women not to wipe their cooter juice into their baby's mouth& face
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:24 am
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:24 am
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The practice, also known as microbirthing, involves wiping the swab over the baby's mouth, eyes, face and skin to bring it into contact with bacteria from the birth canal...so-called "vaginal seeding", when a swab from the mother's vagina is wiped into a newborn's mouth
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C-section babies have slightly increased risk of developing conditions such as obesity, allergies and autoimmune diseases later in life.
Cunnington said a theory has developed that this may be because the bacteria the baby is exposed to in the birth canal during a vaginal birth colonise the baby's gut, so exposing those who miss out on it might help protect them
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"People have made a leap of logic that gut bacteria must be the link between caesarean section and risk of these diseases," Cunningham said. "But we just don't know this for sure - or whether we can even influence this by transferring bacteria on a swab from mum to baby."
He added that while there is no evidence of benefits from "vaginal seeding", the practice has potential risks such as transferring harmful bacteria to the baby
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:26 am to Kujo
what about from direct contact with your mom? does that work as well?
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to Kujo
I put cooter in my mouth all the time
Am I gonna die now?
Am I gonna die now?
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to Kujo
if my wife can't rub her snail trail on my kids face than i don't want to live on this planet anymore
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 10:29 am
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:27 am to Kujo
Wait... Mothers are wiping their freaking pussy juice into their newborn's mouth?!? What the frick?!? Ill bet these are the same ones who refuse to immunize their kids. But some pussy juice from momma is ok.

Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:28 am to Darth_Vader
quote:this is rape
Mothers are wiping their freaking pussy juice into their newborn's mouth
But seriously, this is totally fricked up
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 10:29 am
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:36 am to Kujo
That's disgusting. Who comes up with this? Are a bunch of women sitting around and suddenly one of them says "Hey, I have a good idea, let me go get a cotton swab".
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:39 am to Kujo
fricking moms.
some of the more miserable people on this planet.
some of the more miserable people on this planet.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:42 am to Kujo
The final nail in the coffin for those that didn't believe all women are batshit crazy.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:43 am to Kujo
is this really a thing? fakkin gross
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:46 am to Kujo
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Cunnington
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Cunningham
Ironic names are ironic.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:49 am to Kujo
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Doctors warn women not to wipe their cooter juice into their baby's mouth& face
welcome to OT hump day.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:50 am to Kujo
This is what happens when you run out of real problems.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:51 am to Kujo
This is a legit thing and more and more hospitals in Europe are doing it.
C-Section babies are denied this essential dose of maternal probiotics that they can never get again.
Think about it, this is a maternal colony tens of thousands of years old that you deprive your baby of if you C-section. This helps mitigate the effects.
PubMed
C-Section babies are denied this essential dose of maternal probiotics that they can never get again.
Think about it, this is a maternal colony tens of thousands of years old that you deprive your baby of if you C-section. This helps mitigate the effects.
PubMed
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:56 am to meauxjeaux2
that's fricking gross, i would throw up on her pudgy fricking belly.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 10:57 am to LSUfan20005
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This is a legit thing and more and more hospitals in Europe are doing it.
Oh, Europe is doing it? Well that changes everything. Everyone knows Europe is so much more enlightened than us dumbfricks here in America. That's why so many Americans are going to Europe for medical care nowadays.
Both my kids were born via c-section. Better text the wife and tell her to get a cotton swab ready for when she gets back from picking up the kids from school today.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:00 am to Darth_Vader
Too late, your kids are already at a disadvantage.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:06 am to meauxjeaux2
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I see 4chan is at it again.
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I will be myself and shite all over the beach next to her. As I was born. FREE MEN.
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