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re: Doctors warn women not to wipe their cooter juice into their baby's mouth& face

Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:20 am to
Posted by randybobandy
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:20 am to
best titled thread ever!!
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:30 am to
Women are crazy

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Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:33 am to
quote:

C-section babies have slightly increased risk of developing conditions such as obesity, allergies and autoimmune diseases later in life.



They aren't weak because they aren't being exposed to the right bacteria; they are weak because their mothers are weak enough to fear something that practically every woman in the history of time has gone through- and that weakness is a genetic indicator that their line should be terminated from the gene pool. In the good old days these wimps would have just been miscarried from maternal stress.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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76781 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:39 am to
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Cunnington


heh
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:41 am to
Moms have been cleaning there kid's faces with spit forever.Might as well take it further.

Mothers at the playground marking their babies.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:45 am to
One of the best thread titles I've seen in a while.
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:47 am to
quote:

cooter juice


My inner 12 year old cannot stop laughing.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30038 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:50 am to
Well medical studies have shown that consumption of the placenta does lead to decreased cases of PPD.

Personally, I see some causality issues with the studies, but true nonetheless.
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 11:51 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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76781 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:55 am to
Dr Cunnington I presume?
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 11:56 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:57 am to
chumming sharks is against the law right?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 11:58 am to
This sounds like something that a stay at home mom would blog about.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:28 pm to
I legit laughed out loud
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:29 pm to
This thread title is making me want to gag every time I see it
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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76781 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:33 pm to
i would like to do a study to find out how many of these cooter wipe babies became gay or lesbian.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:36 pm to
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i would like to do a study to find out how many of these cooter wipe babies became gay or lesbian.



Well, you know how sometimes you don't like a certain food that you ate too much of as a kid?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:38 pm to
that's what i'm thinking. or...sometimes you liked one type of food so much it became your favorite.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:40 pm to
I dunno

don't seem right, no matter which way you look at it.

the immune system sure ain't ready, even tho the child went thru the canal, still don't seem right.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

-section babies have slightly increased risk of developing conditions such as obesity, allergies and autoimmune diseases later in life. 


Many C sections are because the mom is a fatass. Which also explain obesity, allergies, and aids (that last one is for the ot)
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

increased risk of developing conditions such as obesity, allergies

The air quality in Houston is terrible this time of year, can someone please pass the cooter juice?
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