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re: Do you/would you toss your SO’s salad
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:30 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:30 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Look, I'm one nasty mfer but I would never eat arse. That shite just doesn't appeal to me whatsoever.
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:31 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
That’s my Giddy Spot
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:32 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Yes of course. In fact been there done that.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:37 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Sure why not. Quid Pro Quo
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:43 pm to Geauxboy
Tomorrow’s breakfast hasn’t been eaten yet.
I’m being vulgar for comedic effect. Suggesting my tongue is so long it would tickle her tonsils
Kind of like saying you’ll shove your foot so far Up someone’s arse that the water on your knee will quench their thirst.
I’ve actually never touched a woman before. I ordered a real doll, and used a magic wish to bring it to life.
It committed suicide.
I’m being vulgar for comedic effect. Suggesting my tongue is so long it would tickle her tonsils
Kind of like saying you’ll shove your foot so far Up someone’s arse that the water on your knee will quench their thirst.
I’ve actually never touched a woman before. I ordered a real doll, and used a magic wish to bring it to life.
It committed suicide.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:04 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
There are two types:
1. people who say yes to this question
2. people who will never fully satisfy their partner
Choose wisely
1. people who say yes to this question
2. people who will never fully satisfy their partner
Choose wisely
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:10 pm to Pandy Fackler
Link?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:17 pm to SuperSaint
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Link?
I keep that firmly locked away in my safe space.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:45 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My wife has had kids and no longer has sphincter control. I'm out.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 7:32 pm to Geauxboy
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Learn he difference between "then" and "than". That's at least a start in combating your lack of intelligence.
Thanks for the tip, it appears we had the same teacher
Posted on 2/14/20 at 7:52 pm to fishfighter
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Call me old school, NOPE.
Me either. I don't care how fine she it, shite is shite and that = NOPE!
Posted on 2/14/20 at 7:59 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My SO doesn't even like me going down on her, she says it makes her uncomfortable and doesn't enjoy it... no way I'm tossing any salad, even though I would if she wanted me to.
She goes down plenty, however. She's a keeper
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:30 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
No way, not even when highly intoxicated.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:32 pm to baldona
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If it’s clean, it’s no different then other skin. I’ve seen my wife give birth, anyone that says the anus is dirtier then that is full of it imo
shite comes out of that hole, not the same one a baby comes out of. The baby and the stuff that comes out with it is perfectly sanitary, even good for you (people eat the placenta). The a-hole is covered in shite, shite even comes out in farts. shite is filled with bacteria and some of the worst bacteria for making you sick
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:41 pm to Pandy Fackler
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sucking a slurping away
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:41 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Absolutely. Its a blast and gets them so turned on. Y’all can stick to missionary all you want, I’ll be down there tonguing her butt.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:47 pm to Upperdecker
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perfectly sanitary
I don’t think you really know much about vaginas.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:54 pm to Mrs Professor
I try sometimes. She gets all prim and proper if she’s still sober. After some Pinot or a few Ultras she’s into it.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Its a blast and gets them so turned on. Y’all can stick to missionary all you want, I’ll be down there tonguing her butt.
You and me both brother.
Say it loud, say it proud.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:00 pm to Upperdecker
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shite comes out of that hole, not the same one a baby comes out of. The baby and the stuff that comes out with it is perfectly sanitary, even good for you (people eat the placenta). The a-hole is covered in shite, shite even comes out in farts. shite is filled with bacteria and some of the worst bacteria for making you sick
The vagina isn’t sanitary either, he’ll licking any part of someone isn’t sanitary. But I’ve yet to get sick doing it. Stop being so squeamish and give your ol lady a real Valentine’s Day present instead of flowers and she’ll love you for it.
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