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re: Do you work with any crazy pathological liars.

Posted on 8/15/19 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17893 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 9:06 pm to
Worked with a Puerto Rican chick who claimed she was once engaged to an Olympic medalist and used to be a backup dancer for Ricky Martin. She wasn't particularly attractive either.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5119 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 9:45 pm to
Once worked with guy that over the top with all his stories,he had been in Army 16 years had gotten battlefield commission and was captain when he got out because he was disillusioned with Vietnam Nam.Met his ex-wife,said he get involuntary separation because he only made buck sergeant .Claimed he had worked for CIA 5 years doing assassination missions,his hands were registered as deadly weapons.Also claimed to have been riverboat captain,locomotive engineer,millionaire oilman,professional bass fisherman and hunting guide Alaska,killed grizzly bear with a knife.I calculated he was 120 years old and started all this when he was 2 years old.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 11:24 pm to
Worked with a guy that claimed he had been a professional pool shooter, a pro race car driver, and an ace mechanic. He really was good at pool, but I didn't believe any of it until I went to his house one day to help build a Christmas float. He had albums full of old pics from pool tournaments and races. Has enough tools to start up a NASCAR pit team too.

Another guy told stories about working as a private detective that I doubted. The same guy got the company we worked for in trouble for taping employees phone conversations without their knowing it. I knew they had some kind of taping system, because they'd used it for sales training when I first started there, but lots of newer people were never told about it. The PI guy took months worth of tapes from the office and gave them to the Dallas County DA's office. He'd take them on his lunch break, the DA's office copied them and he slipped them back to the office. They had tapes of employees talking with wives, girlfriends, and each other. One of the managers had recorded another manager's conversations, and the GM's conversations.

They plea bargained, and ended up having to pay some fines that were nowhere near what they paid their attorneys. The PI guy missed a couple of days work, and was fired. Some people's phones could never be used for anything except company business afterwards, and that was clearly stated in the next years employee handbook.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25332 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 11:34 pm to
I work in healthcare. The only common denominator I have found was that any administrator that worked in the Triad Hospital System was one. I think it must have been a pre-requisite to work with Triad.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:42 am to
Knew a guy like that. He was ex army and had made a ton of money on the oil business. That much was verifiable. He also had these wild stories about being close friends with George W. Bush and a bunch of Saudi Princes, and being in the CIA, which nobody believed. Then 9/11 hits and he's seen walking around town in the uniform of a brigadier general. Everybody thought "ok, he's really gone too far this time."

Until he boarded a government plane and jetted off to the middle east. You just never know.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:49 am to
What bottles my mind

Is how they don’t get that their Constant lies will catch up to them.
Anyone who’a Been in the shite can sniff them out
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 12:51 am
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 1:20 am to
He must be a Democrat.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21165 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 4:02 am to
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He also has met Donald Trump, sat in the apollo 11 capsule at the space rocket center with buzz aldrin... trying to think of some more.


Is Morgan Fairchild his girlfriend?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23228 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 4:42 am to

Not work with but went to high school with. We called him Captain bullshite.

In hindsight I'm not even sure why we were friendly with him but he was just one of the guys. The guy who'd tell a lie over any and everything.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35526 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:01 am to
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And it would never fail... dude would say something like "that aint nothing, my uncle in Texas..."




Dude that ain't nothing. I know someone who lies and one-ups WAY worse than the guy in your post. Sheesh.
Posted by SquintEyedSoutherner
Member since Jul 2019
80 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:36 am to
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There is this guy at my work who is constantly coming up with the craziest fricking BS


You guys must be politicians
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:44 am to
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Do you work with any crazy pathological liars.

Yes....they're called millennials and women
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:57 am to
I work with some guys that will occasionally tell stories about crazy things that happened on the job years ago. Some of them say they were the ones that did whatever deed was done.

I know it is a lie because I was there, and in some cases, I was the one who did whatever act they are claiming they did. At a minimum, I knew who did it.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:04 am to
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At a minimum, I knew who did it.

Do you call them out on their bullshite? You should so they'll STFU.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:07 am to
If you think their lies stop at stories, you are wrong. They are probably overinflating their importance at the company and getting credit for other's work.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:28 am to
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NATidefan

Favorite team: Alabama


So you cut grass with Forrest Gump?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:31 am to
Yes, I work at a government funded climate change research facility.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13370 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:45 am to
I work with a bible thumper that has screwed a few people pretty good.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:48 am to
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Do you call them out on their bullshite? You should so they'll STFU.


Occasionally. It totally depends on their work ethic now, and how close they got the details. One guy that is a slacker, about 30 years old, told stories about starting up a new facility. He talked about how hard it was and how much money he made.

I told him that I was the lead on that, and it was 19 years ago, making him 11.

I actually know the guy that picked up a local girl and left the top to the toothpaste about 5-6 inches up her arse. When these young guys tell that story and act like it was them, I always call them on it.

Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8502 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 7:05 am to
Yes! Worked with a guy at a part time job. He still flies and owns planes everywhere. He flew upside down under the Cross Lake bridge here in Shreveport a few years ago even though he was 80 at the time.
He saved Andy Griffith from drowning in a lake. He gave Coach Steve Spurrier a ride home after a Florida game. Steve was walking home from the stadium in the rain.
He dated Dusty Springfield.
He helped President Carter with the hostage crisis with Iran by personally going to Iran.
He tutored Bobby Kennedy when Kennedy was 15. We did the math. He would have been 5 years old. Wouldn’t that have been a big story? “Robert Kennedy tutored by a five year old!”
These are just the tip of the iceberg.
I actually loved his insane stories and constantly egged them on for my own private amusement.
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