re: Do you work with any crazy pathological liars.

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Today he informed us he worked at three mile island during the nuclear incident... and also that nicotine is illegal in germany and their cigarettes are made of cabbage.

From past stories he has told us he was a cobra helicopter pilot, has been to pretty much every base that chemical weapons were stored at or made, he once flew to Canada to capture reindeer to replace some for his friend that uses them in Christmas parades, he has hiked the Appalachian trail, the list goes on and on and on.

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Yeah...it sounds like he's f*cking with you.

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend.

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their cigarettes are made of cabbage

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Is this Germany's way of saying "The Devil's Lettuce?"

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Do you work with any crazy pathological liars.
Knew a guy like that. He was ex army and had made a ton of money on the oil business. That much was verifiable. He also had these wild stories about being close friends with George W. Bush and a bunch of Saudi Princes, and being in the CIA, which nobody believed. Then 9/11 hits and he's seen walking around town in the uniform of a brigadier general. Everybody thought "ok, he's really gone too far this time."

Until he boarded a government plane and jetted off to the middle east. You just never know.

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This reminds me of this student worker who worked in my department one summer.. This was mid 2000s.. But he was this really hyper kid who just didn't know how to be in a work setting.

Anyway, he would tell us how his girlfriend's dad worked for the CIA and traveled all over the world. He was able to get a brand new Benz for $12,000. He had access to DVDs of movies weeks before they were released and he would fedex them to his daughter.

The guy he worked under told us a bunch of other bullshite the kid told him, but it was so extreme you just had to ask yourself "does this kid really think people believe this bullshite?". But it made him the center of attention because everyone wanted to hear what he would say next so I guess that was his goal..

Yes, two in particular.

One was a guy that everyone thought had pics of the owner fricking a goat, because he was literally driving a solid company into the ground with his stupidity. But since he was a VP and close to the boss, whatever lie he told went.

Best example? He accused my team one day of not following specific orders. I had everything he asked for in an email. When we had the meeting and I presented HIS email with HIS bulleted items, he denied that the email was real......and it worked. I was reprimanded. I left that company within a few months.

My boss at my last job was a sociopath and literally lied about everything. She was also an alcoholic, so she often forgot what lies she told to who. She was also stupid enough to write emails in this condition and would forget what was in email.

Fun times.

And this doesn't even cover the idiocy I witnessed from ProgFilth at LSU.