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re: Do you use condoms with your wife?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:40 am to SixthAndBarone
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:40 am to SixthAndBarone
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You married the wrong chick
I would have agreed with you until an unfortunate incident where she was on top and jumped off and I hit my eye. shite burned like like hell and was red as a stoplight.
I don’t blame women for avoiding that acid anymore.
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:44 am to SixthAndBarone
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What a lucky gal
It's a joke, Bubba
quote:
You married the wrong chick
Did not not read to the end where I said it's a rare (her wanting me to use a condom, not the sex) occurrence?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:45 am to SixthAndBarone
quote:
They tried to sell us on using a calendar to predict when the safe time to have sex was based on the woman’s cycle. They told us how happy their life was and how great their 8 children were.
So, calendar doesn't work. Got it.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:48 am to SixthAndBarone
quote:Had the exact same experience. Except it was two couples, both with 7 kids, telling us how well natural family planning works.
When I was married in the Catholic Church, we had to attend meetings before marriage. One of the speakers was a couple speaking about natural family planning.
They tried to tell us that you can have sex as much as you want, but it was a sin to use a condom, use birth control, and to pull out.
They tried to sell us on using a calendar to predict when the safe time to have sex was based on the woman’s cycle. They told us how happy their life was and how great their 8 children were.
My wife and I couldn't help but laugh
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:49 am to CincinnatiTiger
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I would have agreed with you until an unfortunate incident where she was on top and jumped off and I hit my eye. shite burned like like hell and was red as a stoplight.
I don’t blame women for avoiding that acid anymore.
You mean she farted it out and missed your mouth, right?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:51 am to Vamos Brandonos
quote:
Why not just get snipped at that point?
Maybe he still wants to pee standing up?
Makes no sense.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:57 am to SixthAndBarone
Nope. We can't have kids anymore. Too old anyway.
The youngest will be 16 this year.
The youngest will be 16 this year.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 11:57 am to Loup
quote:
Did not not read to the end where I said it's a rare (her wanting me to use a condom, not the sex) occurrence?
It’s a joke, Bubba
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:15 pm to SixthAndBarone
I’m in between having a kid and getting a vasectomy so having to wear them unfortunately. Am ready to raw dog
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:16 pm to SixthAndBarone
quote:One of them has an STD
Just found out this pal of mine - 48 years old, married over 20 years - still uses Jimmy hats routinely.
I can think of no other logical reason they'd still do this.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:21 pm to SixthAndBarone
Was your fiancé pregnant at these pre-marriage meetings?
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:30 pm to hedgehog
Yes, but not with my kid. We didn’t have sex until marriage.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:35 pm to SixthAndBarone
I’ve never used a condom with anyone much less my wife. I’d rather jerk off than frick with a condom
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:38 pm to SixthAndBarone
Not a single one since our Junior year of college.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:48 pm to SixthAndBarone
Wearing condoms with your wife is as lame as loaning someone your tent and having to go pick it up yourself
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:51 pm to SixthAndBarone
Just get a fricking vasectomy.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 12:59 pm to EA6B
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Condoms are the only reliable non-permanent form of birth control that have no potentially harmful side effects, and there are specific medical conditions women can have that would make if in wide for them to use some forms of oral contraceptives.
But it does not feel as good for me.
Seems like we are at an impasse.
Posted on 4/24/22 at 1:00 pm to yellowfin
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I’ve never used a condom with anyone much less my wife. I’d rather jerk off than frick with a condom
I mean, I get it, using condoms sucks, but the lackadaisical attitude towards condoms on this board definitely lines up with the STD rates in Louisiana. At last check, y'all were leading the pack in the states. It's because y'all are all fricking a bunch of strange without wrapping it up.
Probably children out of wedlock as well, but I'm not certain on that data.
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 4/24/22 at 1:01 pm to SixthAndBarone
I did for a couple weeks after I got snipped until we got the all clear
Posted on 4/24/22 at 1:37 pm to SixthAndBarone
There is quite a few people that should be wearing them 24/7 like pelosi's and Hitler's dads.
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