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re: Do you think you could eat beaver?

Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:41 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:41 am to
Y'all really slipping....

Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
10100 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:50 am to
Sitting in an Engineering meeting, President and CEO attending….

“We can’t use the term Beaver Pole.”
CEO “Why?”
President “Ray, explain why.”
“Why me?” I asked…Then offered.
“OK, another term for a part of a female’s anatomy.”
CEO “I never heard it called that.”
Me, “You learn that in men’s locker rooms.”

Imagine that conversation in a Board Room. Serious conversation….we canned the Beaver Pole idea.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26295 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:53 am to
quote:

It’s the truth, at the ritz Carlton and got the sheets bloody. Still tore that pussy up after getting her off.


Translation: Ate that plastic doll pussy at the David Motel and got plastic all over the sheets when the doll blew up.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11262 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:29 am to
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
657 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:12 am to
It was my wife you clown…..I don’t roll like that
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5849 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:51 am to
When i do eat beaver I prefer my beaver hairless but Ive got to tell you I've eaten a few hairy beavers in the past.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3974 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:00 am to
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Guy couldn’t stop laughing could he


I'm wondering if she understood what he was laughing about. If she did, she didn't let on.
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
463 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:26 pm to
Only scanned this thread looking for a Naked Gun meme. Mixed feelings it took to page 4, but thank you to the person who posted it!
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3854 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:31 pm to
Of course. The tail is the best part too.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3854 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Reminds me of one of my favorite restaurants called Eat Out Beaver.


Not quite as good as Beaver Liquors in Colorado.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 12:40 pm
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30237 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:44 pm to
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backbone
Yall are a bunch of jealous panty waste. None of yall basterds have never even touched a pussy.

Bunch of jealous frickers wishing they could afford the ritz and definitely wishing they could get pussy.


Son... You have to slow play the troll so the weak minded genuinely come to hate you
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:33 pm to
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Do you think you could eat beaver?


I hear some beavers taste like roast beef.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34043 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:26 pm to
Admins killing all kinds of comments in this thread, anything that backbone responded to
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
657 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:15 pm to
fricking nazis suppressing my speech. If you can’t have a little fun on here, what’s the world coming to.

We’re just men here talking about beaver. It’s gone back millions of years sitting around the campfire talking about beaver in many ways.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
812 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:09 pm to
“ None of yall have never touched a pussy”

A poet by the name of backbone
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6344 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:45 am to
quote:

When i do eat beaver I prefer my beaver hairless but Ive got to tell you I've eaten a few hairy beavers in the past.



In the 80's, you climbed in the sack with a comb so you could part the bush before you got started
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:51 am to
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40498 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:08 am to
Classic.




Probably the first meme I sent to my wife.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64307 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:22 pm to

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